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40 Things To Do Instead Of Texting That F**kface

TL;DR- Literally anything else.

 Ashley Malafronte
Mar 28, 2016
Muhlenberg College
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40 Things To Do Instead Of Texting That F**kface
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So you're staring at your phone. Again. Or maybe you've even got your contacts open again, finger hovering above that name. Please, please tell me you're not already looking over the last text you sent them, or (worse!) typing something you'll regret thirty seconds from now.

But even if you are, don't worry. It is not too late. Set the phone down, slowly, and take a look at this list. That f**kface doesn't deserve you, and literally anything on this list would be preferable to texting them again.

1. Sing a funny song

2. Watch cute panda videos

3. Eat some cheese

4. Make quadruple-stuffed Oreos

5. Knit a hat

6. Write that essay

7. Delete old emails

8. Make hot chocolate

9. Watch a movie

10. Sleep

11. Read for fun

12. Eat pretty much anything

13. Find a dog to pet

14. Rewatch Gilmore girls (because if you haven't seen it already what are you even doing)

15. Listen to the imperial march and pretend to be a Sith Lord who obviously needs no f**kface

16. Research your astrological chart

17. Attempt to read Ulysses, give up and reread Harry Potter instead

18. Digitize yourself into a coloring page on crayola.com and then color it in

19. Take a YouTube Webinar on a subject like mandarin or needlepoint

20. Bake a banana cream pie

21. Pie your roommate in the face

22. Eat the pie remnants from the pan

23. DIY sheet masks

24. Stab your eyeballs out with a fork

25. Learn the dance to we're all in this together from High School Musical

26. Create a Pinterest board for your hogwarts house's aesthetic

27. Learn to play the stand up bass

28. Go fishing for bass

29. Have a pillow fight with yourself

30. Make up a board game

31. Yext your mom about hometown gossip

32. Clean your sheets

33. Learn somewhere over the rainbow on ukulele

34. Decide you hate somewhere over the rainbow on the ukulele

35. Burn your ukulele and use the fire to make s'mores

36. Brainstorm fun themes for your friends' groupme nicknames, such as "carvel" "zodiac girls" or "trash night"

37. Take a bubble bath. Or, if you don’t have a tub, take a really long shower

38. Download Duolingo and begin learning a language that you will never fully comprehend

39. Come up with cute nicknames for each of your toes

40. Literally anything because you 100% do not need them

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