1. "Why couldn't break be longer?"

2. "Do I have really have to take this class?"

3. "Why am I here?"

4. "Is there still time to drop out?"

5. "How much will my grade drop if I miss this class?"

6. "I forgot how pretty campus is."

7. "I'm not sure if I'll be able to survive this semester."

8. "Thank you Rate my Professor!"

9. "When did time start moving so slowly??"

10. "Will I even need this textbook?"

11. "Why do textbooks have to be so expensive?"

12. "At least I'll get to see my friends again."

13. "I have not missed the cafeteria food at all."

14. "How am I expected to walk all the way across campus in ten minutes??"

15. "Curse whoever made 8 am's a thing!"

16. "Where am I going to sit?"

17. "I hope I know someone in this class."

18. "They're keeping us the full time on syllabus day? Why?!"

19. "Why are you assigning homework on the first day?!"

20. "When will this week be over?"

21. "I'm so ready to drop out and just get a job already."

22. "It's only Tuesday?"

23. "I wish it were Friday."

24. "I can't wait to go back to bed."

25. "I have so much homework!"

26. "The struggle is real."

27. "Nobody understands my pain right now."

28. "I need my coffee."

29. "How am I going to get out of bed in time to grab my coffee and still make it to class on time?"

30. "Eh, breakfast is overrated anyways."

31. "I really need to be more organized."

32. "Do you think I should skip this class?"

33. "Is it bad to skip class on the first week?"

34. "Please remind me why I'm taking this class again."

35. "I feel so unprepared for this semester."

36. "Do you think I complain too much about how hard school is?"

37. "What should I wear to class?"

38. "My major is so much harder than yours."

39. "I am so over this semester and it's only been a week."