Summertime in the middle of Florida is not exactly a walk in the park. It's hot, muggy, and full of tourists, and do not get me started on the mosquitoes. For my fellow O-Town residents and myself, there are some specific thoughts we will have during these hot, summer months. Here are some ideas that may or may not have slipped your mind if you reside in Orlando, Florida
1. Why are there so many people here?
2. I want to go to the theme parks, but it's too busy and it's 100 degrees outside.
3. Where is the nearest water fountain?
4. How long can I stay in this Starbucks and use the A.C. without having to buy anything?
5. God I hope my A.C. doesn't stop working.
6. I wonder if I can actually fry an egg on the sidewalk. Does that actually work?
7. How is it possible to get sunburnt from just walking to my mailbox?
8. I am literally drenched in sweat... Like, all the time.
9. How much are extra fans?
10. This graduation ceremony better be inside.
11. Who can wear sleeves in this god-forsaken weather.
12. It says that there is a 20 percent chance of rain. So, It is definitely going to rain today.
13. You know, an umbrella can both keep you dry from the rain and also work as a portable shade to keep you out of the sun.
14. ....Wait! Do I have my umbrella?
15. Should I walk to class or take the shuttle?
16. Screw it! It's too hot to walk. I'm waiting for the bus.
17. Why am I so thirsty?
18. Is this how people in the desert live all year?
19. Should I bring an extra pair of clothes to change into if I sweat too much?
20. This deodorant better be antiperspirant.
21. Should I wear my flip-flops or my sandals?
22. Why would anyone wear long pants in the summer?
23. Would I have enough time to tan before I have to go to work?
24. Is this sweat or water?
25. How do I already have a farmer's tan?
26. Vacationing in Antarctica sounds great right now.
27. I need ice cream to cool me down real quick.
28. Why do they say that this is the hottest summer in history every single year? It's almost like the entire planet is slowly heating up.
29. Can someone please blow up the sun?
30. How much longer until night time? The sun is literally killing me.
31. My steering wheel is literally on fire.
32. The temperature gauge says 85, but if you add on the 100 percent humidity and the cloudless sky it's actually 105 so...
33. This seems like the perfect beach/pool day.
34. It looks nice outside, but It's also as hot has hell itself so I'm just going to stay inside and watch Netflix all day.
35. I should buy a blender and make some nice smoothies.
36. I have chaffing....
37. Yep, global warming is definitely real.