Good manscaping; aka shaving, cutting, and not excluding “trimming the bush” has become an important skill that girls look for in guys. Sometimes a little scruff can be fun, but finding excess hair on parts of his body that you weren’t expecting can definitely kill the vibe. One minute, you’re kissing down his bare neck, and the next minute, you have a mouth full of chest hair.

1. Oh his beard is more prickly than I thought it would be.

2. And itchier.

3. Ouch, this really hurts.

4. I can’t just like, stop making out with him though…

5. Maybe I should switch gears.

6. To his neck.

7. And give him a hickey to make my mark.

8. Okay, let’s get his shirt off.

9. DAMN, he’s hairier than I thought, too!

10. How does he have so much hair on his chest?

11. I guess I should have known from looking at his arms.

12. I wonder how hairy he is down there…

13. Eh, not as bad as I expected!

14. It could be trimmed more.

15. But I guess that’s better than shaving it completely.

16. That freaks me out sometimes.

17. It just feels almost too short.

18. I need a break, back to kissing.

19. The scruffiness on his face is making my face so incredibly itchy.

20. You can do it! Just power through.

21. Stay focused, get your head in the game.

22. WOW, his back. I didn’t know it was even possible to have that much hair?

23. Maybe I could get used to it?

24. Just kidding.

25. When I scratch his back, his hair swirls through my fingers.

26. I just don’t think we’re on that level yet.

27. He seriously needs to get a back wax.

28. ...maybe a chest wax, too.

29. Definitely needs to shave.

31. And also should consider trimming the hedge a little better if he wants to go any further.

32. I mean, I shaved for him.

33. If I can put in the extra 15 minutes in the shower to make my body completely hairless, then I think he can shave his beard for me.

34. I’ll give him one more chance.

35. His chest hair is kind of hot and manly... right?

36. Who am I kidding, I’m done. Someone get this guy a razor STAT.

Manscaping can be scary, so help your guy out. Have him go with a legit razor, not just whatever shows up in the mail or has an unavoidable display at the store. Try Schick Hydro. They’re classic, they’re affordable, and they’ll do a better job at shaving than whatever dulled disposable he’s been bushwhacking with.