Oh, the dreaded Interstate 75 (I-75). While the highway is a straight line from Northern Michigan to Southern Florida, it may not be quite that simple getting from point A to point B. Some thoughts may go through your head and most of them not too pleasant.
1. Today should be an easy drive. Going from Cincinnati to Northern Dayton.
2. What do you mean I'll get there in an hour and a half?! It's a 45-minute drive?!
3. Construction. Damn you, construction.
4. Oh, it's also rush hour? Great.
5. Rush hour? More like a 4-hour time period where you go 2 MPH inching bumper to bumper.
6. Alright, I'm on the road, just got to get through this patch in the road.
7. Literal patch in the road because I think that's the 10th pothole I have hit in the past six minutes.
8. Ahhhhhh, now we're talking. Finally going the speed limit.
9. Why TF is everyone slamming on their brakes?!?!
10. Really, a cop? All of this traffic for a cop?
11. Even bette, the cop already has someone pulled over!
12. But don't worry, you should slam on your brakes, so my afternoon coffee goes flying and hits the windshield.
13. All so you don't get pulled over by a cop who has already pulled someone over.
14. WTF was that?!
15. I think I just popped a tire.
16. Alright, why are we slowing down again?
17. A broken down vehicle on the side of the road? Unless you're slowing down to physically help, there's no excuse.
18. Oh wait, there's a semi truck on fire.
19. How does that even happen?
20. What do you mean the highway is down to one lane?! I have places to be.
21. Aw look, a deer.
22. And another cop.
23. Only 30 more minutes to go...
24. About time the speed limit is 70 MPH.
26. I'll push it and go 75 MPH. Maybe shave some time off.
27. Just kidding, there's another cop.
28. Shoot, I'm almost out of gas.
29. OK, the next exit isn't for 10 miles...
30. My, Ohio, what big corn fields you have!
31. Am I really entering another construction zone?
32. OK, this lane is a maze, and the last time I checked, I was not playing Mario Cart.
33. But really, though, I can't remember the last time this part of the highway wasn't under construction.
34. I wonder if there are backroads?
35. I thought someone was inventing flying cars?
