With all of the Twitter accounts out there, it's hard to find an account that really grabs you. There are celebrities, news, Donald Trump, his supporters and everyday people to sift through to find the gems of the 140-character platform. While there are many clever handles out there, one of my favorites is @heretherecorn -- Places To Eat Corn. While not too sensible, the account promises to deliver hilarity through odd locations and descriptions of, well... places to eat corn.

1. Corn is like lobster, better with butter.

2. Keep yourself focused on the liberal agenda with a thick cob.

3. Most mothers would be so ashamed to catch you out in the open with a cob!

4. Keep your energy and stamina up while shopping at this giant home improvement store.

5. Imagine eating corn among his craftsmanship.

6. There's nothing quite like eating corn to make patients trust you.

7. With North.

8. In front of all the cool kids and your crush.

9. Convenient!

10. Eat corn from pre-birth...

11. ...to post-death.

12. Annoy THEM for once with your loud munching sounds.

13. Party it up Great Gatsby style with a cob of corn.

14. There's nothing that says marine life rights like eating corn.

15. And talk like Golem.

16. Refuse to let any of the other children at the party into the pool. Dip the corn in the syrup. Laugh maniacally.

17. Make matching fiery Fieri wigs for the cob and you.

18. Use your No. 2 pencils as cob holders. As they try and take your cob away, sob quietly for the loss of your cob, and your inevitable low score.

19. THE DANNY DEVITO!!!

20. "We organized this meeting to talk about the recent demonic corn cult... Sarah! Put down that cob!"

21. Capitalism.

22. While eating the corn, make sure to laugh, spilling some corn onto her tattoo.

23. Pro tip! Pretend the cob is a gun.

24. Remember your SAT scores?

25. One day he'll let me use the fancy toilet with a bidet!

26. Everyone has one of these drawers. If not, you are a reptilian-hybrid. STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS CORN, YOU REPTILE!

27. Parents will undoubtedly think your corn crumbs are from the previous child's excrement.

28. Eat your corn and buy a kidney! What an amazing location!

29. An almost limitless amount of corn to gorge upon. You eat and eat until you are bursting at the seams. The corn floats you. You are on a cloud, a corn cloud...

30. What kind of demon eats corn in front of banana eaters?! (One from the second floor cult.)

31. You have daddy issues. You will probably become a stripper.

32. All your friends left years ago. You replaced them with corn.

33. Enough said.

34. After eating the corn, the dentist will remove the stuck corn in your teeth. Or the sketchy van driver.

35. Her hair is not naturally the color of corn at 70!

So go follow @heretherecorn and read some of the other brilliant tweets this account has to offer!