Call it a guilty pleasure if you will because it's definitely my go-to channel. Pair that with a bottle of wine and a gallon of ice cream and you've got yourself the ideal Friday night. But it's no surprise that I don't always agree with some homebuyers and watching HGTV can be pretty frustrating...especially when buyers make it hard to actually buy a house. Half of them are annoying and the other half just have unrealistic ideas as to what they can get for $250,000. But while I curse at my TV about how this couple chose the wrong house or how they ended up listing instead of loving, I can't stop watching for some reason.
1. First thing's first...are the property brothers actually brothers? Or are they dating?
2. That's too far over budget. Get out.
3. I already hate this couple.
4. I love this couple, I'm moving in with them.
5. That's unrealistic for your budget.
6. Oh look, plumbing issues that will just jack up the reno budget.
7. IT'S CALLED PAINT PEOPLE!!!!!
8. What the hell do you people do for a living?
9. I want a walk-in closet like that. No, I need a walk-in closet like that.
10. Chip and Joanna have the love I want. *drinks wine out of the bottle*
11. That's too contemporary/colonial for me.
12. WHY are you listing?!?! It's not going to sell for $375,000!!
13. Ok so this chick is set on a pool and her husband is completely against one...this creates an issue. How long until a divorce?
14. Ahhh, water damage. A carpenter's worst enemy.
15. What can I get in Costa Rica for $12?
16. That's definitely not the master bedroom...oh it is? Really?
17. Good God that wallpaper is hideous.
18. Maybe house number 2 will be more to their liking.
19. You need a separate room to keep your tanning bed? You're kidding me, right?
20. How much entertaining do you actually do?
21. This is the only time this house will ever be this clean.
22. Aww they're expecting!!
23. No, you really don't need an in-home theater room over a bathroom.
24. I want a tiny house that I can move across the country whenever I want.
25. Is that even up to code? No? Well that's a bit of a problem.
26. Rebecca, it's your house, not your mother's. Pick the house you want.
27. *scoffs* tree huggers...
28. Good luck with that white furniture when you get a dog.
29. Did you just ask if this house has an elevator? This house has two floors...
30. I'm in the wrong profession.
31. I could totally flip houses for a living.
32. And have my own show too.
