30 #VeganProblems Tweets That Are Hella Relatable
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30 #VeganProblems Tweets That Are Hella Relatable

Thank goodness we have Twitter to capture our agony when Whole Foods runs out of nutritional yeast.

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30 #VeganProblems Tweets That Are Hella Relatable
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Vegans can often be represented as a surly bunch, moping around and mumbling about factory farms and isinglass. However, we definitely still know how to laugh. These #veganproblems tweets capture the everyday annoyances that any vegan can relate to, while proving that vegans aren't afraid to poke fun at their atypical lifestyle.

Drunk food ain't easy.

You're buying "specialty" goods now. :(

When you just want to participate in the seasonal trends.

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When you want to help out, but...

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When "vegan" is a bad word.

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"Offer potatos/beans/cactus tacos and everyone wants it.

Offer vegan tacos. They say they don't eat those things of the devil."

Makeshift desserts:

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Staring down your barista like O_O

How much avocado is too much avocado?

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Chipotle, why?

...or cheese in the guacamole. :(

When all your food is time-sensitive.

We've all had a dream like this.

"I know what I said."

I'm looking at you, MorningStar.

Can we agree to formally ban eggs from veggie burgers??

When you're trying to be discreet.

When your paranoia makes everything look like meat.

When even the salad menu hates you.

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Does parmesan grow in the garden? No? Then don't put it in my garden salad.

So much for spontaneity.

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Also applies to cashew cream.

Why, tho??

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There are dozens of sweeteners. Why use honey?

Preparation is key.

When you have to deal with restaurants and their screwy pricing.

So you're still going to charge me $15 for the salad even when I omit the chicken and goat cheese, even though those are easily the most expensive ingredients on the dish? AND you're going to charge me $2 for adding avocado? Cool.

Not at all the same thing.

When your feet are too big. :(

Or a worm. Or an ant.

These double standards:

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When your food is "gross."

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Because "processed soy" hot dogs are so much worse than "processed body parts" hot dogs.

We've all had this moment:

All of us. We can all relate.

*posts it anyway*

When you want to enjoy the free bagels.

You're not vegan until you've had to carry some Tofutti in your bag.

Always a convenient excuse:

Is this a joke?

And of course:


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