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30 Times Tina Belcher Perfectly Described My Interactions With The Male Species

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30 Times Tina Belcher Perfectly Described My Interactions With The Male Species

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Tina Belcher, famous for her work on 'Bob's Burgers' is an icon to everyone everywhere because of her awkward being and romantic pursuits. Her struggles include many failed attempts to connect with boys, resulting from her lack of social skills. As I'm sure many others do, I feel a certain connection to the quirky character because I also find myself struggling in situations involving potential male companions. The following display expresses how accurately Tina depicts my tragic love life.

1. Trying to put makeup on and suddenly you're channeling your inner raccoon:

2. Putting your name out there any way you can:

3. Trying to get boys attention like:

4. But you don't actually know how to flirt:

5. So you just kind of:

6. You rely on your fantasy relationships to guide you through real ones:

7. Your plan to start a real relationship with a real live human boy:

8. Working up the nerve to give them your number:

9. And accidentally admitting your love too soon:

10. We talked once so we're going on a date soon:

11. Thinking you're in love with multiple people at once:

12. But realizing none of them return your affection:

13. And you begin to seriously worry that no one will ever be interested in you:

14. So you have a bit of an existential crisis that includes thrashing in various locations:

15. The boys at your school express no interest in you so you look for:

16. Alas, none of them are interested either:

17. When you can't stop thinking about butts:

18. And the power of the butt overwhelms you:

19. And again, all you can really think about are butts:

20. You're ready to try the whole charming thing again:

21. And of course charming boys includes dancing:

22. The awkward "Are we about to kiss? Yes, maybe, no? Okay, that's cool" situation:

23. So you just give up and have all of your mail forwarded to your final resting place:

24. Trying to persuade boys to take their shirts off:

25. As well as other articles of clothing:

26. And no matter how dangerous boys may be, you still want them:

27. And you think about them 24/7:

28. Until you realize that they're really annoying:

29. And you have to ask yourself if it's really worth your time:

30. So you give up on boys completely and focus on self-love:

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30 Times Tina Belcher Perfectly Described My Interactions With The Male Species

All interactions can be summed up with, "uhhhhh."

1. Trying to put makeup on and suddenly you're channeling your inner raccoon:

2. Putting your name out there any way you can:

3. Trying to get boys attention like:

4. But you don't actually know how to flirt:

5. So you just kind of:

6. You rely on your fantasy relationships to guide you through real ones:

7. Your plan to start a real relationship with a real live human boy:

8. Working up the nerve to give them your number:

9. And accidentally admitting your love too soon:

10. We talked once so we're going on a date soon:

11. Thinking you're in love with multiple people at once:

12. But realizing none of them return your affection:

13. And you begin to seriously worry that no one will ever be interested in you:

14. So you have a bit of an existential crisis that includes thrashing in various locations:

15. The boys at your school express no interest in you so you look for:

16. Alas, none of them are interested either:

17. When you can't stop thinking about butts:

18. And the power of the butt overwhelms you:

19. And again, all you can really think about are butts:

20. You're ready to try the whole charming thing again:

21. And of course charming boys includes dancing:

22. The awkward "Are we about to kiss? Yes, maybe, no? Okay, that's cool" situation:

23. So you just give up and have all of your mail forwarded to your final resting place:

24. Trying to persuade boys to take their shirts off:

25. As well as other articles of clothing:

26. And no matter how dangerous boys may be, you still want them:

27. And you think about them 24/7:

28. Until you realize that they're really annoying:

29. And you have to ask yourself if it's really worth your time:

30. So you give up on boys completely and focus on self-love:

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

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