Whether it is on a girls' night with a box of wine, or while you are running on the treadmill, there is just something about Kesha's songs that make you want to have fun and put off all of your work. Sure, the songs may be wildly inappropriate with many raunchy puns and cuss lyrics, but somehow you cannot help but find yourself singing along.
While Kesha has spent much time out of the spotlight recovering from eating-disorder related issues, her songs never get old! By listening to all of her albums religiously, I complied a list of 28 song lyrics that make me want to inhabit the body of Kesha, herself.
1. "Let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young."
2. "It's going down, I'm yelling timber!"
3. "Love us or hate us / Nothin' can break us / Better believe us / We ain't perfect but that's alright!"
4. "I want to keep you as my pet to play with and hide under my bed, forever."
5. "If I am honest I'm just not hooked on your phonics."
6. "I've got it down to a simple art / Just bat my eyes like this / And there's a broken heart."
7. "I know I said I wouldn’t talk about you publicly but / That was before I caught you lying and cheating on me, slut!"
8. "Use your finger to stir my tea and for dessert I'll suck your teeth / Be too sweet and you'll be a goner / Yep, I'll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer."
9. "I don't need you or your brand new Benz or your bougie friends / I don't need love looking like diamonds."
10. "And the sun is coming up and oh my god I think I'm still drunk / Where's my coat? Where?"
11. "And I don't care if you stare and you call us scummy, cause we ain't after your affection and sure as hell not your money, honey."
12. "Found out you’re full of it / I’m over it, so suck my d*ck."
13. "I signed up for a man / but you are just a *****"
14. "You should know that I love you a lot / But I just can't date a dude with a v**."
15. "And I don't wanna go places where all my ladies can't get in / just grab a bottle, some boys and let's take it back to my basement."
16. "My friends think I've gone crazy / My judgment's gettin' kinda hazy / My sleaze is gonna be affected, If I keep it up like a love sick crack head."
17. "And now my heart is broken like the bottles on the floor / Does it really matter? Or am I just hung over?"
18. "We been keeping it PG / But I wanna get a little frisky / Come gimme some of that yum like a lollipop / Let me set you free."
19. "You're just an old man / Hitting on me what? You need a cat scan."
20. "I've been through my sketchy phases, been broke, been a ****** waitress / But I'm not now, guess it worked out, got here by running my mouth."
21. "I'm no virgin or no Virgo / I'm crazy, that's my word do / it's Ke$ha in the casa, baby / L-let's g-get loco."
22. "Wherever you are, know that our love will never die."
23. "Promise me you won't cry, this is our last goodbye."
24. "Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack / 'Cause when I leave for the night I ain't comin' back."
25. "Pedal to the metal / Lookin' straight amazin' / I can't help all the hell that I'm raisin'!"
26. "I'm the captain of this ****, so come on and get inside!"
27. "I'm not your girlfriend, I ain't ever gonna be your wife."
28. "Throw some glitter, make it rain!"








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