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27 Thoughts While Watching MTV's VMAs 2016

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27 Thoughts While Watching MTV's VMAs 2016
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I love sitting and watching award shows, mostly because I like to critique them on how good or awful they are, so often times you'll see me live tweeting throughout the night. I didn't even know the MTV Video Music Awards were on tonight, so because my cable box isn't working (curse you Comcast), I streamed the whole thing on my computer, got myself a nice glass of wine and watched the night unfold. Here are some thoughts that ran through my head as the night went on.

1. Welcome to the VMAs with Bad Girl RiRi.

2. *screams cause Nick Jonas*

3. Why do we have 80 million hosts?What is going on? Who are you people? *cue Patrick gif*

4. When you win a Moonman but you're stuck in traffic...I feel you Drake.

5. Lil Dicky's Trojan commercial is literally everything.

6. Ariana's and Nicki's highlights tho >>> #goals

7. Michael Phelps finally came out and said what song he was listening to while he made the #PhelpsFace: "Stick Talk" by Future.

8. Kanye is about to speak? Time to go refill my glass of wine...

9. Okay Key and Peele are getting to be a little much.

10. Ansel Elgort, I love you and you're a cutie and all...but you look like Edward Scissorhands.

11. Ugh two of my favorite things: Nick Jonas and bacon.

12. That selfie with Nick and DNCE just rekindled all of my JoBro feels...Kevin where you at?


13. *sips wine and thinks to self* Remember when JBiebs cried last VMAs?

14. Not going to lie, I really wanted Blue Ivy to come out during Lemonade because she looked stunning.

15. I wish I had cake like Beyoncé...then there's me.

16. Where are all of these Moonmen?...This is an award show right?

17. DID HE JUST SAY "HAMILTON" IS OVERRATED. EXCUSE YOU.

18. Kim Kardashian looks like me in sixth grade when I thought it was acceptable to load my hair up with gel and go out looking like I was fresh out of the shower.

19. IT'S BRITNEY B*TCH.

20. My little '90s self is dying inside watching you lip sing, Britney.

21. The Final Five hugging Beyoncé >>>

22. JIMMY FALLON IS THROWING SO MUCH SHADE IT'S SO SAVAGE AHHH.

23. ...Rihanna slayed me with that last performance.

24. OMG DRAKE'S SPEECH *balls eyes out*

25. "She's someone I've been in love with since I was 22 years old." STAHPPPPP DRAKE.

26. Praise the Lord that this is over because I could not handle Key and Peele for another minute.

27. *goes to bed singing every song played tonight*

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