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27 Thoughts We All Have While Watching The Draft

Football season is only a mere four months away.

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27 Thoughts We All Have While Watching The Draft
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All football fans know that watching the NFL Draft is equivalent to your favorite show finally coming out on Netflix. You've waited so long for the day to come, and it's finally here. Your game plan has been set up for months: you know exactly where you'll be tuning in, what you'll be munching on when the first pick is called and you may have even made bets with your friend on which superstar goes to what team.

This is the moment you've been waiting three long months for.

More than what it is, however, is what it means:

Football season is only a mere four months away.

Below, I've documented the 27 most memorable thoughts that ran through my mind while watching the coveted event.

1. OK. Here we go. I'm excited.

2. I'm so glad I have my snacks with me.

3. This is so cool. Their lives are about to change forever.

4. First pick: The moment we've been waiting for!


5. OK...Not sure who that was.

6. That was underwhelming.

7. Onto the next.


8. OK, maybe not.

9. Wow, they talk a lot.

10. Another commercial?

11. No, I do not want to save 15 percent or more by switching to Geico, but thanks for asking.

12. Definitely don't want to talk to my doctor about Cialis either.

13. YES. It's starting again.

14. I LOVE FOOTBALL.

15. More talking? Are you serious?

16. Why does everyone hate Roger Goodell?

*Googles "why does everyone hate Roger Goodell?"*
Oh. That's why.

17. I guess I don't like him either.

18. Wow, that's a nice ass suit.

19. Who knew a bunch of big football players could be so good looking?

20. I wonder if I could find a way to sneak into their locker room.

21. Or work for a team.

22. Specifically the Patriots.

Helloooo, Tom Brady.

23. Or maybe I could just marry one of them?

Hello, again, Tom Brady.

24. Why yes, I am Giselle. Couldn't you tell?

24. Maybe I should try and work out so I at least sort-of look like Giselle.

25. ...Nah.

26. OK, focus.

27. Damn, Taylor Decker. Where have you been all my life?

26. This is not focusing.

27. Maybe I should just watch Netflix and follow the highlights on my ESPN app.


*Decision made.*

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