1. When is it acceptable to wear sweatpants?
2. Why did I schedule an 8 am???
3. Why did I schedule class until 8 pm???
4. We're actually reading the syllabus? *heavenly music plays*
5. We're lecturing on the first day?!
6. I know none of these people
7. Attendance policy? OK
8. No exams?? *more heavenly music plays*
9. That girl has sweatpants on, why didn't I just wear them?
10. Excuse me, classmate, no one cares about your major here. This is a gen ed.
11. Whose phone keeps going off??
12. Whoops, that's my phone
13. I already have two weeks worth of homework and it's the first day
14. I miss my dog
15. Did I really not schedule a lunch break??
16. How dare you sit in the unassigned seat I claimed on the first day!
17. When can I take a nap?
18. Please share your granola bar, I'm so hungry
19. Why is nothing online?
20. Why is everything online??
21. I'm dropping out
22. How many more weeks?
23. I'm wearing sweatpants tomorrow
24. I'll take an extra large coffee, please
25. Do we really need to read this?
26. I am going to fail
27. Is it spring break yet???