26 Tweets That Will Make Any Dog Owner Laugh

26 Tweets That Will Make Any Dog Owner Laugh

If I have a choice to be with a human or my dogs, I always choose my dogs.
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We all love our dogs and they have quirks that just make us love them more. Their personalities shine so bright and they know just how to get us owners wrapped around their little paws. These tweets are guaranteed to make you laugh because your dog does the exact same thing! Here are 25 tweets that explain what being a dog owner is really like!

1. The guilty face and the next question: "What did you do?"

You know the look all too well. You walk in and the ears are down and they run to their beds. It's always shredded trash. Always.

2. "Hoozagoodboy! You are! Yes, you are!"

Your dogs know they are good. They never doubt because you tell them every day how special they are to you.

3. When someone whips out their dogs pictures so you bring out yours and all of a sudden it's a contest of who has the cutest dog.

Clearly, it's your babies. I mean, look at this personality and pure love for his mommy.

4. They make friends with everyone and anyone because THEY ARE JUST THE MOST LOVING SOULS IN THE WORLD AND HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT LOVE THEM?!?

*Takes deep breath* My bad, I get worked up from HOW MUCH I LOVE DOGS.

5. I want them to learn something so...Discovery Channel? But Animal Planet just seems right and gives them diverse animal interaction...

You don't want them to be bored and lonely, while you're gone. Sometimes, you put soap operas on so they can have some drama in their life. At other times, you let them watch Disney movies because they are just tiny babies, who need the joy of Lion King or Zootopia.

6. The lengths you go to so you can get the perfect dog picture are vast and kinda scary.

You've bribed your dogs. #noshame

7. Their curiosity and gentleness is so sweet and adorable that sometimes your body literally can't handle it.

JUST LOOK AT THAT PURE EXPRESSION!

8. DILP. Ruff said.

Must pet all of the dogs.

9. We all know that dogs are nicer than cats.

We all know cats are the supreme assholes. We love cats for their...wait for it...cattiness. *buh dum, tsss* But dogs are the assholes who aren't smart enough to realize they're assholes. Does that make sense?

10. But MOM, this is my child! Accept your fur grandchildren!

Dogs aren't simply pets. Oh no, dogs are FAMILY. Once a fur mom, always a fur mom.

11. Like tiny humans are cute and all, BUT OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A DOG!

"Tell me all about your child!" "Oh my son is fiv-" "NO! Gosh." "Your fur child, lady."

12. Awe, sweetie, whachya got there? Wait, what IS that? Is that what I think it is? OMG. DROP IT! DROP IT NOW!!!

In the winter, it's frozen poop. In the summer, it's warm fresh poop. Any other time, it's unidentified God knows what.

13. The scandalous behavior can be hard to handle.

Dogs love to spread and show off everything they got going on. They aren't ashamed of their bodies and they let their owners know it!

14. They are so picky unless it's them eating poop or puke, then they don't care.

When my dog's food was discontinued, it was like the world ended. We tried at least four other brands before we got a dog food from the same company that used to make their old kind. But in the same week we tried the other brands, my dogs kept eating their own poop and puke. Like, excuse me? Are you guys for real?

15. The dog won. Always.

Or wiping your dogs ass...they won. Sometimes my dog gets constipated and I have to chase her around the yard and wipe her ass. I wish I was kidding but it's the moment I knew she owned me, not the other way around.

16. They are always so happy when you get home, it's like it was years since you saw them last.

You will always come back. Come hell or high water.

17. No one should interrupt cuddle time.

You love being the big spoon.

18. People are so NAH. Dogs are so YAS.

Rushes towards person: "Hey! How are yo--"

"CAN I PET YOUR DOG!?"

People suck, their dogs don't.

19. Dogs take up almost the whole bed...even small dogs.

I have two chihuahuas and the both are SUCH bed hogs. I can only imagine what it is like to have big dogs that sleep in the bed.

20. The fake throw and subsequent look of betrayal...

...or joy. My dogs aren't that smart so they are still so happy and excited to play, even though I faked them out.

21. Sometimes they tend to be a little discriminatory towards cats.

Even dogs can be political and have their allegiances. Sadly, they are wrong but the doggie government is working towards building better relations with cats.

22. Those eyes...so alluring.

No one can resist those big brown eyes. You melt in their paws like butter.

23. You don't need human friends but you do need dog friends.

Which would you choose? We all know dogs are a woman/man's best friend.

24. They love tanning! They are so cute.

They could lay in the sun for hours. I have to pull them away in fear they will be dehydrated.

25. Remember our WHOLE conversation we had about this?

We all have full on conversations with our dogs and even imagine that they answer us back. Don't lie, you know you do it.

26. They know it's them because you love them so much, you make it obvious.

Who's a good boy/girl? Every dog because they are all precious to someone. My babies are my life and I love getting a chance to bond with other owners and their dogs. If I have a choice to be with a real human or my dogs, I always choose my dogs. And I am sure you would too!

#sorrynotsorry

I mean, just look at these sweet hearts.

Whoever owns these babies, cherish them. And cherish your babies. Give them an extra hug and a kiss today.

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30 Bee Puns To Get You Through The Day

These puns are as sweet as honey.
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There are few things in life that make me happier (and/or make me want to bury my face in my hands and groan loudly) than a well timed pun. This goes double if the pun involves some my favorite insects — bees. There's nothing quite as satisfying as uttering a bee pun when no one expects it, so here is a list of the top 30 bee puns around!

Use these puns to make your grandparents laugh, impress your date, spice up your Tinder profile, make friends with a beekeeper, break the ice at your new job or make everyone in the general vicinity wish they hadn't invited you to come hang out with them. You won't bee-lieve how many of these puns you'll be pollen for! You'll bee-come an instant hit at parties! You'll bee sure to thank me later.

1. "When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."

2. "Bee puns really sting.

3. "Who's a bee's favorite singer? Bee-yoncé."

4. "What's a happy bumblebee's blood type? Bee positive!"


5. "Bee puns aren't that great. I don't get what all the buzz is about."

6. "Wasp are you talking about?"


7. "Naughty bee children really need to beehive."

8. "What kind of bees drop things? Fumble bees!"

9. "A bee's favorite haircut is a buzz cut!"

10. "What do you call a bee that's a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!"


11. "What's a bee's favorite flower? Bee-gonias!"

12. "Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!"


13. "That bee is talking too quietly, it must be a mumble-bee!"

14. "Bee children take the school buzz to get to school."

15. "A bee's favorite sport is rug-bee."

16. "The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers."


17. "On the first day of class, bee students are given a sylla-buzz."

18. "What did one bee say to the other when they landed on the same flower? Buzz off."

19. "Who's a bee's favorite painter? Pablo Bee-casso!"

20. "A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb."

21. "When a bee writes a sonnet, they're waxing poetic."

22. "The worker bee decided to take a vacation to Stingapore last year."

23. "A bee that's been put under a spell has been bee-witched!"

24. "Say, these bee puns aren't too shab-bee."

25. "That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!"

26. "Why did the bee want to use the phone? To say hi to their honey."

27. "A bee's favorite novel is the Great Gats-bee."


28. "What's a bee's favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!"

29. "What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!"

30. "Remember, bee puns are good for your health, they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!"

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11 reasons Horses are just giant four-legged children

"What is in your mouth?"

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I have spent the past month and a half working with both children and horses at the Rock Springs 4-H Center. In my time doing this as a "wrangler" I have learned that my job title is listed as just "wrangler" for a reason. I am not just a designated horse wrangler, but also a kid wrangler.

As the summer went forward I started comparing the horses to the children with their behaviors and actions. Here is my list of why horses are just children.

1. They need supervision, sometimes constantly

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Like many children, especially the young ones, horses need supervision. You have to make sure they are taken care of and will not hurt themselves.

2. They can't tell you how they hurt themselves

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You can put a horse in a padded room and somehow they still hurt themselves. You can ask a child how they hurt themselves and you usually get the "I don't know" answer. Same thing.

3. They can't feed themselves

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Horses' food is kept in a feed room in a barrel, bag, etc. and a toddler's food is kept in the kitchen cabinet or fridge. As you can tell they are similar places that a small child cannot get to without assistance. See the similarity?

4. They get REALLY dirty

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It is uncanny how filthy these little critters, I'm counting the kids in the word critter too, can get in such a short amount of time. And what is worse about their filth, they're proud of it too!!

5. They can't groom or bathe themselves

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After filth comes bath time. You can't expect a baby to clean themselves after they make a mess, you can't expect that out of a horse either. A horse was just drink out of the water hose and never even glance at the soap bottle.

6. They hate bath time

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Very common!!! They don't want to take a bath, there is fighting and screaming on both parts and someone is occasionally scared of getting water in their eyes, in case you're wondering, I'm talking about the horse.

7. They get cranky

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Nothing is worse than a cranky toddler or a horse, it is not a party for anyone. What is worse, is when they throw fits and tantrums!

8. They need naps, or some type of break

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Please for the love of everything holy, give your horse or child a break from the play time or ride time, they get tired and that leads us back to reason #7, they get cranky.

9. They are always putting things in their mouths

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You always find them chewing or biting on something and they usually put it in their mouths too like it is appropriate for them to eat a wooden board.

10. Everything they touch, turns into a mess

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This reason can be argued, some toddlers and horses are just clean, they pick up their toys or they poop in the corner of the stall and don't step it. HOWEVER, the majority that falls under this category outnumber that small amount by a large percentage.

11. They're really funny

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From the crazy things they do to the weird things they say, horses and kids both keep us laughing, and it's a good thing too, because we put up with a lot of their crap (literally).

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