It's been over two years since The Office ended, and four years since everyone's favorite character, Michael Scott, was still actively on the show. Despite the time that has passed, we still love him and find ourselves quoting him in everyday conversation. You may be quoting Michael without even realizing it! So with that, let's take a look back at some of the funniest quotes from the world's best boss.
25. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all, and it’s terrible.”
24. "It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore."
23. “Do you think smoking drugs is cool? Do you think doing alcohol is cool?”
22. “Dinkin flicka.”
21. “Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then... Then suddenly she's not your ho no mo'! “
20. “Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.”
19. “I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams. “
18. “Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
17. “I am Beyonce, always.”
16. “You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded. “
15. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
14. “I understand nothing.”
13. “What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head. “
12. “Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter… where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been…ever. For any reason, whatsoever.”
11. “Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.”
10. “I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”
9. “I love inside jokes. Love to be part of one someda.y”
8. “The worst part about prison was the dementors.”
7. “I need a username. And I have a great one. Little kid lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.”
6. “If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus. Or the front of the bus or drive the bus.”
5. “I’m not superstitious. But I’m a little stitious.”
4. “Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.”
3. “You don't know me. You've just seen my penis. “
2. “If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice!"
1. “That’s what she said!”
(Source: Daniels, Greg, Ricky Gervais, and Stephen Merchant, prods. The Office. NBC Universal Television Distribution. 2005-2013 Television.)
