We here at The Odyssey have a sense of humor. We know that with so many writers across the country there is bound to be some overlap in types of articles. Open letters to one thing or another, listacles that use gifs to prove one thing or another, or my personal favorite: something as told by an unrelated TV show.
Obviously, we aren't the only ones who noticed this. Odyssey Rejects is a hilarious twitter account parodying this whole website. If you haven't seen it, I would check it out. In homage to them, I present the following: 25 of the best Odyssey Rejects Tweets.
1. An Open Letter to the Woman Who Wouldn't Let Me Pet Her Dog Yesterday
2. An Open Letter to My Ex-childhood Friend Who Ripped My Polly Pocket's Favorite Dress
3. 16 Faces you Make When the Starbucks Barista Spells Your Name Wrong, as Told by Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoyo de la Rosa Ramirez
4. 12 Reasons Why College is the Hardest Time of Your Life as Told by the Guy who Skips Class to Play Twister with his Fraternity Brothers
5. An Open Letter to the Girl I Facebook Messaged About Being My Freshman Year Roommate Who Never Responded
6. Simple 3 Day Juice Cleanse Recipe That Can Literally Cleanse You of Your Sins
7. An Open Letter to the Retainer I Stopped Wearing in 8th Grade
8. The Moment I Told My Parents I Spent My College Tuition on Meet and Greet Tickets for the Naked Brothers Band
9. What Walking Home From the Bars Instead of Taking an Uber Taught Me About Being Amish
10. An Open Letter to The Girl I Met In The Frat House Bathroom That Showed Me Where They Hid The Toilet Paper
11. 87 Similarities Between The War of 1812 And My Last Relationship
12. 500 Words on Why That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana Was the Defining Moment of Our Generation
13. Why You Should Keep Texting Him Every Day, Even If He Doesn't Respond For 4 Months.
14. An Open Letter to My Future Food Baby
15. 69 Signs That Your Girlfriend is Cheating on You With Bill Nye The Science Guy
16. Why Rushing Was the Best Decision of my Entire Life as Told By Someone Who Hasn't Made That Many Great Decisions
17. An Open Letter to the Hairdresser Who Cut Off 1 and 3/4 Inches of Hair When I Only Asked Her to Cut Off 1 and 1/2.
18. 12 Reasons Why You Should Quit School and Become a Rapper, as Told By Someone From Your Hometown.
19. An Open Letter to the Man Who Turned off the Dairy Queen Open Sign at 9:55 When They Close at 10.
20. 7 Ways Being a Justin Bieber Fangirl in Middle School Prepared You For Adulthood.
21. 45 Ways Watching Grey's Anatomy Makes You a Real Doctor.
22. An Open Letter to the Chipotle Workers That Ask Me if I Know That Guac is Extra
23. 14 Times You and Your Roommates Were Literally The 2016 Presidential Candidates.
24. An Open Letter to the Girl I Thought Was My Sister Until She Didn't Like My Instagram Picture
25. An Open Letter to the Woman Who Calls Herself My Mother But Won't Let Me Do Crystal Meth With My Friends
@OdysseyRejects keep it up because I am your biggest fan.
