24 Thoughts of A Single Uber Rider
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24 Thoughts of A Single Uber Rider

Here's to hoping I make it from point A to point B.

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24 Thoughts of A Single Uber Rider
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Try and think of the most awkward and excruciatingly uncomfortable moment of your life. Some of you will picture making an ass out of yourself in front of some hottie you're trying to hookup with, others might imagine a majorly embarrassing public mishap, but if you're one of the lucky ones, like myself, you’re awkward moment comes in the form of a single Uber ride. The typical uber ride involves a group of drunk friends trying to get from A to B, while attempting to opperate the AUX cord. The single ride, the absolute worst of all the Uber rides, is a god damn nightmare. A single ride happens when you are the only one drunk and have no other choice but to pay a stranger to take you to your destination. If you've been there you know exactly what I'm talking about.

  1. Okay, he's here I really hope he's not a rapist
  2. He opened the door for me, that's nice
  3. He was just being nice right?! Maybe I'll just text a few people so they know I'm in his car
  4. Please for the love of God and all things glitter don't talk to me
  5. I really hope we don't make eye contact in the mirror
  6. Dammit we just made eye contact
  7. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
  8. Now he's talking to me
  9. Yes, I did have a fun night you nimrod, I'm obvs drunk *rolls eyes*
  10. Did he really just ask if I'm single!!
  11. For fucks sake if he asks me out I'm jumping out of this moving car
  12. Actually no, I'm just going to lie and say I'm dating someone
  13. IT WORKED!
  14. Just kidding...how long have we been together? Wtf man.
  15. At least he's playing good music
  16. THANK GOD he stopped talking to me
  17. I'm just going to keep looking out the window and avoiding him
  18. Why does nothing out the window look familiar?!?
  19. Oh, wait nope...I recognize that Taco Bell
  20. Okay, we are almost at my house..
  21. Should I walk to a different building so he doesn't know where I live?
  22. Shit. My address is in the gps
  23. I'll just walk to the back in case
  24. Yeah, you have a good night too bud
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