What's one annual event that gets cattier than high school girls? Black Friday. So what better way to describe it than through Mean Girls GIFs? Here's my Black Friday experience as told by your favorite plastics.
1. When your one friend doesn't want to come along
She thinks she has a choice. LOL GOOD JOKE. Now get in the car.
2. When a mean lady pushes you aside to grab the last pair of riding boots
HOW DARE SHE!?
3. But then you find a cheaper and cuter pair
Kiss. My. A**.
4. When there's a mile-long line for Subway in the Food Court and you just started your diet (for the eighteenth time this month)
Calories don't count all of Thanksgiving Break, right?
5. When you finally find the perfect dress to wear to that really-hot-guy-your-talking-to's semi-formal
6. Except your size ran out
Why does this always happen?
7. You watch another girl pick it up and its her size
And it looks amazing on her tight, bombshell bod.
8. It starts to feel like you're really Gretchen Weiners
9. So, naturally, you act like Regina George
#h8r
10. But so does everyone else
Black Friday is one day of the year where every shopper brings out their inner Regina George.
11. When the store clerk keeps asking you if you want help
You need a distraction-free shopping zone.
12. When the mom who has been up since the wee hours of Thanksgiving morning (and looks like it) bumps into you with all her stuff
WTF WAS THAT!?
13. When you don't see the clothing rack in front of you in all the commotion
Ow.
14. And you get back up to see everyone's eyes on you
I'M GOOD, THANKS...
15. But they just look at you like...
This war ain't over for me, folks. I'M A WARRIOR.
16. When you come out of the fitting room with the perfect outfit.
ITS 75% OFF!&%^$#^@
17. And your friends approve
*teehee*
18. But when they don't…
…is this some kind of joke?
19. When you come to terms with the fact that you just ate your weight in turkey and stuffing and can't fit into the pants you found IN YOUR SIZE
And Christmas is next in line on the all-inclusive trip down to your thighs.
20. When the old lady at the candle store says something and you just stare blankly because you don't get it
"Oh…I get it!" (no you don't)
21. And people will do anything to cut you in line
22. And you're just like…
LOL NO
23. When you're waiting for hours in line, you look around and realize that you may as well be in the Amazon Jungle.
24. But its okay, because when you finally come home you can let it all out in your burn book
~duh~
Good luck out there.
All GIFs courtesy of http://www.giphy.com
