1. You're well-versed in today's current events.
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2. You value food over everything.
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3. And also use wine to solve your problems.
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4. You're a great story-teller.
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5. Your friends always trust your opinion.
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6. And they're all you'll ever need.
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7. Plus anyone who messes with your friends, messes with you.
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8. Also making more is difficult because it's hard to be nice.

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9. When you dislike someone it isn't a secret.
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10. You always know just what to say.
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11. Sometimes you can be a bit of a nerd.
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12. But you can never pass up a day at the mall.
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13. You are every guys fantasy.
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14. Even though you kind of hate the relationship thing.
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15. Because you're bad at emotions.
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16. But you make up for it with killer dance moves.
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17. You're been told on more than one occasion that you're the life of the party.
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18. You can rock the #nomakeup look.
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19. You're not a fan of kids.![]()
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20. But only because dogs exist.
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21.You're not the most photogenic human being ever.
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22. Regardless, you're still proud of who you are
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23. Because let's not forget
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