Have you ever thought to yourself "oh no, am I that weird, sad, way too drunk girl at this party"? Don't worry, I think every girl has been there at some point in her life. So in case you have felt that way, here are some of my own experiences to make you feel better about being "that" girl at the party. Other experiences are from my friends.
1. When you have to have a babysitter while everyone else goes to the club.
2. When you get so drunk, you start crawling on the floor and forget that you have legs.
3. When you wake up the next morning realizing you slept with your best friends brother.
4.When you spill your long island all over yourself and start crying.
5. When you puke in your glass but still drink out of the side that doesn't have vomit on it.
6. When someone says "hey 1D is on the radio"! and you say "I don't want just one D".
7. When you pass out during mid sentence.
8. When you break the seal way too early and have to use the bathroom over 30 times (no exaggeration).
9. When you can't remember anything but somehow you know you had a bomb ass time.
10. When there's no toilet paper in the bathroom so you run downstairs and steal the coffee filters.
11. When everyone knows you clearly have a boyfriend but you tell guys your single.
12. When you text your friend with a picture of your confused face with the caption "Stairs. How do work?"
13. When you're so drunk and pass out and everyone draws dicks on you.
14. When you get too drunk for your own good and start telling everyone your deepest secrets and everyone is silent and stares at you.
15. When you don't bring any alcohol to the party and mooch off everyone else.
16. When everyone is sleeping or passed out and you're the only one still drinking.
17. When you can't handle tequila and you have to run outside and puke.
18. When you have to sleep in your friends Escalade in the middle of January when its -3 degrees because you had nowhere else to go.
19. When you make out with 3 different guys in one night, and your friends start calling you "make out whore".
20. When you pass out at 5am and wake up at 7am to go to work (still drunk).
21. When your friends call you the next day telling you all the things you did and you sit there in disbelief, shaking your head.
22. When you come out of the bathroom looking worse than when you walked in.
23. When you look back on photos you took that night and can't remember more than half the people that were in them.
I hope everyone enjoyed reading these, and thankfully you'll never know which ones are mine. Stay safe out there, and always remember to have fun with your friends.
