Regardless of political affiliation, we can't help but admit how truly horrific the candidates in this election have been. What started as a sick joke has somehow become our twisted reality...and so, in typical fashion, I'm hiding my fear behind a thin veil of humor and sarcasm. What can I say, it's the American way.
With that said, here is a list of 22 people I'd rather cast a vote for in this year's Presidential Election:
1. Lord Voldemort.
The man is just misunderstood. I'd say he has a nose for politics...but he, well, doesn't.
2. Cruella de Vil.
Oh...looks like she's not interested. Awkward. But I respect her for that.
3. Eminem.
That's all we want, Eminem. And maybe a conscience...do you have one of those, too?
4. An actual M&M.
C'mon man...we want you for your brains, not your body.
5. Billy Madison.
Yes, yes we are.
6. Happy Gilmore.
# Fearless, #Ballsy.
7. Actually, pretty much any of the goofballs Adam Sandler has played.
It's cool. You'll fit in here.
8. This man (or maybe just his facial hair):
9. One of the ghosts from Pac Man.
First you see them, then you don't. Kinda like emails, if ya know what I mean.
10. Two of the ghosts from Pac Man.
Because this boy band/T-Swift logic can't be wrong:
11. One of the children I babysit.
"Crayons and my blankie."
Mr. President, this is a serious matter - "
"CRAYONS. AND. MY. BLANKIE."
"Right away, sir."
12. Helena Bonham Carter.
On second thought, this might not be so bad after all.
13. Korean Jesus from "22 Jump Street".
Yeah. Listen to the grown man called Ice Cube.
14. A wet mop.
Somehow more exciting and trustworthy than any of our current options.
15. Bob Saget.
He's nothing if not enthusiastic.
16. Raven Baxter from "That's So Raven".
Is it, though? Is it really?
17. Paula Deen.
Or a stick of butter. One in the same.
18. Jack Nicholson.
You can't handle the truth. And I can't handle the harsh reality of this election.
19. 2007 Brittney.
Also, more put together than some of our candidates.
20. A Furby that still creepily talks even though its batteries have been removed.
We all have one.
21. Someone who goes to Michigan State.
The worst kind of awful.
22. Someone under investigation by the FBI with a general reputation for being deceitful and unjust.
OH GOOD. She's already running.
Well folks, that's my list. Who would you rather vote for in this upcoming presidential election? Drop some names in the comments below!
