22 Thoughts We Have Before Our Morning Coffee
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22 Thoughts We Have Before Our Morning Coffee

Life begins after our first sip of coffee.

22 Thoughts We Have Before Our Morning Coffee

So you know how humans are made of 60% water? Well on any given day my body is made of 60% coffee. Just kidding... it is more like 90% coffee. I have truly considered what it would be like to live with an IV drip of freshly brewed french vanilla coffee. Can someone make that happen for me? If you are anything like myself and half of the human population, you cannot function as a real person without at least one sip of coffee. Here are some thoughts we all have before that special magic touches our lips...

First Waking Up...

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1. So when can I sneak back into bed for a nap?

2. If I lie here under the covers no one will find me.

3. I need to move my Keurig to my nightstand.

4. Why doesn't my dog know how to make me coffee yet?

5. Please don't make me get up, I don't deserve to get out of bed.

6. Adulting is not happening today.

7. If I get up in 10 more minutes that is plenty of time to get ready...right?

Getting Ready...

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8. I have to choose between shower or coffee...coffee wins.

9. Pants are on backwards, I might just leave them that way.

10. Who is texting me at this un-holy hour???

11. If I stare at my coffee will it brew faster? I bet it will.

12. Sorry pup, you are not going outside until this coffee is in my belly. Hold it.

13. Everything you just said to me will have to be repeated after my coffee.

14. Seriously I am not listening to you.


After That First Sip...

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17. I love work, I love traffic, I love the person who cut me off, I love coffee!

18. I am going to climb Mount Everest today!

19. Just kidding, but maybe I will work out.

20. I am going to ace this class, well at least be conscious.

21. Life isn't so bad.

22. I am ready for my next cup please.

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