The 21 tell-tale signs that you're a student at Chapman University.
Besides, you know, the fact that you go to school there.
1. You start referring to Chapman as “Chaptown” and no one can tell you otherwise.
2. You’ve gone fountain hopping at least once.
3. No one understands the art sculptures around the school. Well, maybe one or two of the art majors do.
4. Happiness is seeing your fellow Greek sister/brother on campus.
5. There’s way more Greek spirit than there’s school spirit.
6. You always go to the events where there’s free food present.
7. On a similar note, if there’s a chance to get a free shirt, you’re going to be there.
8. Everyone except you has a Disneyland pass.
9. You’ll always see the person you don’t want to see whenever you’re on campus.
10. Either you’re a Dodge kid or you’re not.
11. If you’re not a Dodge kid, the location of Dodge may be a mystery to you.
12. Everyone in the parking lot has a really nice car, except for you, of course.
13. Greek Week is a bigger deal than Homecoming.
14. You can never find seating in the Student Union. Forget about finding one next to an outlet.
15. You are friends with at least someone in every Greek chapter on campus.
16. Your favorite email of the semester is Jerry Price’s “Thoughts on Undie Run.”
17. You’re intrigued, yet terrified at what the Adelphos will do at the next Greek event.
18. You’ve probably gotten a ticket for parking somewhere you shouldn’t have.
19. You see the Chapman shuttles and you wonder if anyone actually uses them.
20. You may have a strange fascination with President Jim Doti.
21. You’ll always know there’s no place quite like Chaptown.


















