There are over 3.5 billion women in the world right now, but somehow it's still possible to find little things that we all have in common. From accidental mascara eye-poking to bad shopping habits, it's nearly impossible to escape these experiences. Don't try to sit there and tell me that you've never clicked on an article talking about something like, "30 Things Every Woman Needs to Accomplish in Her Life." Maybe it intrigued you, maybe your close friend shared it, or maybe it was the picture of a perfect model looking like she was straight out of Tumblr and you were hoping that those 30 things would be an instruction manual on how to look like her. But all those things aside, being a woman comes with unique experiences and inner thoughts that we can all laugh at (or cry at) together. No matter how old you are or where you're from, all women will probably find that these 20 tweets hit a little too close to home:
1. One of the worst pains known to womankind.
2. Ugh, can you believe we used to get away with this?
3. *goes to grocery store* *looks for Sharknado deodorant*
4. If I had a dollar for every time I've heard this...I'd probably still have 77 cents.
5. We really appreciate the feedback, though!
6. So who's the real winner here...
7. It's been five minutes! What's taking so long?
8. *stares at tiny whimsical bowl on counter that's still never been used*
9. This woman deserves an award.
10. We're all about the statistics.
11.You're welcome, honestly.
12. *laughs because it's funny* *cries because it's true*
13. Perfect timing, creepy stranger!
14. She's doing perfectly fine without you and your dance moves, Drake.
15. Because none of those lists probably include eating Cheetos or something.
16. *retweets*
17. You said it was simple.
18. Never have I seen truer words.
19. *goes back to nine-step eye makeup tutorial*
20. All of the above.
So, even if you don't do yoga with your hair curled or laugh while you're jogging with your friend who is somehow wearing an outfit that perfectly matches yours, the answer is yes: you can still call yourself a woman. And no matter how many times you mess up your eyeliner or buy that unnecessary yet tastefully decorative bowl from Anthropologie, remember to ask yourself what Beyonce famously asked us: Who run the world?
