It’s that time of year again, everyone. Summer is coming and with summer comes music festivals. The image of music festivals is somewhat distorted in the sense that it is perceived as some sort of picturesque hippie fest: lots of flowers and pretty people wearing outfits straight out of a Free People magazine.
However, music festivals are much more than that; they are an experience to say the least. Festivals are a roller coaster of emotions, where the highs consist of "this is my favorite band and I can't believe I get to see them live" and the lows usually involve phrases like "gross, there is dirt in all of my crevices." Here are some thoughts that music festival goers definitely have:
1. What’s that smell?
2. I walked 18 miles today. Can someone please amputate my feet?
3. I haven’t showered in so many days.
4. OH MY GOD, THE SMELL IS ME.
5. Am I tan or am I just really dirty?
6. Oh god, where are my friends?
7. Why is this water seven dollars?
8. That is the most revolting porta potty I’ve ever seen. I’d rather hold it than use that thing.
9. I wish rain didn’t exist.
10. OH MY GOD, THE SMELL IS EVERYONE.
11. How do people look decent right now? Have they not been camping in filth for the last two days?
12. I am so sweaty. I didn’t know it was humanly possible to sweat this much.
13. The next person that hits me in the head with a beach ball is getting tackled.
14. I swear I will purposely drop the next person who tries to crowd surf over me.
15. These flash tattoos are going to give me the worst tan lines imaginable but I’m going to put them on anyway.
16. I have never seen so many flower crowns in my entire existence.
17. I look terrible – almost as bad as I smell.
18. My phone is dead (not that it matters as I don’t have any service).
19. Baby wipes are the best invention ever.
