It's officially sweet summertime, which means hotels are booked up, beaches are completely over-crowded and suntan lotion companies couldn't possibly replenish their products as fast as they're selling them. Summer vacationing is madness, especially when everyone else is trying to enjoy the same beach as you, but all the craziness in the world couldn't stop girls from brainstorming a game plan, just to make sure their upcoming week consists of lasting memories.
Below are twenty thoughts every girl has while preparing for vacation. Read, relate and enjoy!
1. I need to go shopping like yesterday.
2. I hate packing. I wonder if anyone actually likes it? If they do, I bet they like strawberry milk, too.
3. Will this outfit look too dressy, because I don't want to look try-hard cute, just natural cute.
4. These shoes will definitely break my feet before the day ends, but they match my outfit perfectly so who cares.
5. How many swimsuits do I need to take? Three, four, ten? Ten it is.
6. What color should my nails be? I did coral last vacation, and I don't want to be too basic. But that shade is my favorite. Whatever, I'm sticking to coral.
7. If it rains while I'm on vacation, I think I'll cry.
8. I love the beach, but I love my dog more. Crap. Anyone need a last-minute hotel room to stay in? I'm needed somewhere else.
9. The whole trip is payed for, and I can't back out now. But, I already miss my dog.
10. The car ride is going to be so boring. I need some new tunes to listen to!
11. Can I bring my own pillow?
12. I'm going to miss my shows while I'm gone: "The Bachelorette," "Big Brother," "America's Got Talent"...Thank God for DVR.
13. Okay, I have procrastinated and procrastinated until I literally can't procrastinate any longer. If I would have just packed before, I wouldn't be forced to do it now.
14. I can't wait to bury my feet in the sand.
15. The first time a fish touches my foot while I'm in the ocean, I'm buying a raft.
16. This vacation is going to be the best vacation I've ever been on. I said that last time, but I really do mean it this time!
17. Okay, it's beginning to sink in. I don't leave in weeks. I don't leave in days. I leave in hours, people. Yay!
18. Do I really have to leave my dog?
19. Really though, is smuggling live animals acceptable?
20. Vacation, HERE I COME!
Admit it, you're guilty of thinking every one of these thoughts while preparing for your vacation. But that's okay, because now, all thanks to your intense ability to over-think, you're about to leave for a trip of a lifetime. Happy summer and vacationing, everyone!
