Sure, running and all that jazz may keep you healthy or something, but I hate it. Here’s an extensive, but not all-inclusive, list of other horrible stuff I would choose over the treadmill.

1. Having to re-watch seasons one and two of "Orange Is The New Black." You know, cause I forgot basically everything.

2. Have the Internet cut out while I’m watching season three of "OITNB."

3. Be woken up from my nap by the maintenance man who has come to “fix” the Internet.

4. Bake cupcakes that I can’t eat.

5. Go to Hobby Lobby and not be able to buy anything.

6. Talk to my dad about how I’m using too much data on my phone.

7. Ugly cry over "The Fault In Our Stars." Book or movie.

8. Craft.

9. Craft for someone else.

10. Craft for someone I hate.

11. Sit through a middle school sex education class.

12. Practice recruitment chants.

13. Teach people recruitment chants.

14. Bathe the dog for the first time in two weeks.

15. Listen to my nephew explain the Ninja Turtles back stories.

16. Spend my whole paycheck at the campus bookstore.

17. Witness disturbing PDA while trying to watch a movie I paid too much money to see.

18. Teach my Mamaw to use Instagram.

19. Get an email saying class is cancelled, after I’ve already walked all the way to the classroom.

20. Give up Target.

Okay, that one was harsh, maybe not.