20 Stupid Things Frat Guys Say

20 Stupid Things Frat Guys Say

Written from your average sorority girl’s point of view.

Every time a frat boy opens his mouth, either something hilarious, Twitter-worthy or flat out stupid typically comes out. Most of the time, all three of these things are combined into one.

These are the 20 most common frat boy phrases that most of us have heard at one point in our lives. The phrases explain themselves and are for your pure enjoyment. Gotta love them frat boys.

1. Referring to the fraternity house as a "frat-castle/mansion."

2. “Hey beautiful” (sends as text message to every girl in phone)

3. "The better you dress, the worse you can behave."

4. "Sup bro?!"     

5. "Do you have any post-workout? I’m trying to get swole."

6. "That’s so not frat."     


8. "Do you think if I throw up, I’ll be able to drink more?"

9. "Should I order the mint green polo or George W. Blue?"

10. "Is he wearing cargos?"


12. "Nah, I could easily drive right now."

13. "I think I’m still drunk from last night."

14. "Let's go get Taco Bell."

15. "I am way too sober for this party."

16. "F*** this. Let’s go to the bars."

17. "It depends on who my big is as to how much beer I drink."

18. "I have 99 problems, and pledges are every single one."

19. "I can assure you, we have a strict no hazing policy."

20. "You’re the only girl I am talking to."

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What would you do if you won a million dollars?

It's a snow day, and I'm incredibly bored and I have a daily writing prompt journal that I've been writing in today. One of the questions was "if you won a million dollars, what would you buy first?" So I decided to write a list of what I'd buy and in the order I'd buy them. This will come in handy later when I win a million dollars!

1. Pay off my debt.

I'd pay off my car, my credit card debt, and all of my school debt. Yes, I want to help others, but I need to make sure all my stuff is taken care of before I help them!

2. Pay off my parent's debt.

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6. Take care of my Grandparents.

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I'd find a cause or charity that I really liked and donate a significant amount of money. Or I'd find a local youth sports league or high school and pay for all new equipment or uniforms or anything they needed.

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