Dear ol' Schmidt—was there ever a more relatable character? In your low moments, as well as in your high, Schmidt always knows what to say. So, here you go: 20 quotes from Schmidt to get you through the day.

When you're having a crappy day and someone asks how it is going:

When you walk into your favorite store to cheer yourself up:

When you spot "the one:

But then you check your wallet:

When that one person you don't like in your class gets the answer wrong but you know the right one:

When your phone goes off in class:

When you're okay with the fact that some people just won't like you:

When you find someone with weird interests like you:

And you finally have a friend like no other:

When you move in with your friends and realize that they're terrible roommates:

Which is unfortunate because you're a little clean:

When you do a good job on a big project:

When you get home and tell your friends about how well you did on that project:

But, alas, your flirting skills just aren't as great:

When things aren't going very well with your crush:

Which has led to your pretty firm stance on love:

But you know what? That's OK, because:

Which is awesome and calls for a celebration:

And the weekend brings a wealth of opportunities and greatness because: