Every girl that has ever gone to the gym has had these thoughts at least once or twice. From the guy who grunts to the guy who asks if you need help—I promise you, we do not need your help. No matter the workout, these thoughts rule your mind while you're ruling the gains.
1. Am I doing arms or legs today?
You never quite know what day it is because they all blur together.
2. How do I use this machine?
Because why ask when you can just mess it up yourself.
3. I'm going to ask that hot guy over there.
But then you realize that it is way more complicated to do, so you decide to ask that normal looking guy on the other side of the gym.
4. He's wearing Sperry's...never mind.
You should never trust a guy wearing Sperry's at the gym.
5. I am sweating enough to fill the entire Atlantic Ocean right now.
No amount of antiperspirant could help the gym from not flooding right now.
6. Maybe I should grunt like that guy over there.
Which was a bad idea because you just sounded like a squealing pig.
7. Let's add some more weight to this rep.
Which leads to immediate regret.
8. Oh no, that crack did not sound right.
Your back should never make that noise.
9. That cute guy is coming around the corner, squat low in 3...2...1.
Because guys love when you can squat low, right?
10. No, I do not need help carrying this 10 pound barbell.
I promise you I can carry this all by myself.
11. Please stop making eye contact with me when my legs are spread.
Do you not think this makes me uncomfortable? Because it does.
12. Actually just don't look at me at all.
I will stare back.
13. Okay, I was totally using that machine, but go ahead and take it.
I just left my water bottle there for you.
14. I'm just going to walk around until you're done with my machine.
Because that was the last thing I had to do and now I feel uncomfortable.
15. What's that smell?
I will pass out if I get another whiff of that.
16. It's totally me.
I am currently praying for everyone in this building, so sorry.
17. This song always gets me so pumped.
Basically anything by Beyonce can make a workout so much easier.
18. I am so tired, can I go home yet?
But it's probably only been 15 minutes.
19. I need someone to carry me to my house please.
Send your strongest bodybuilder because I need help.
20. I miss the gym already.
Because no matter how hard the workout was, you know you'll be back at it tomorrow.