20 Halloween Puns to Light Up Your Spooky Season
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20 Halloween Puns to Light Up Your Spooky Season

It's Time to Creep It Real

20 Halloween Puns to Light Up Your Spooky Season

After coming to college, I realized how Halloween, especially this year, was so meaningful and driven by memes, social media posts, and similar costumes. Halloween is not necessarily about trick-or-treating anymore, but instead, it is about posting pictures, making door decorations and having fun to de-stress from midterms. Without further ado, here are some FANG-tastic puns, one-liners, and jokes to light up your spooky season.

"What kind of music do mummies listen to? They listen to WRAP music"


"You're just my (blood) type"


"I would make a skeleton joke, but I don't find them HUMERUS"


"Your costume is so realistic its unCANDY"


"Oh my GOURD, I love Halloween"


"What's a vampire's favorite flavor of ice-cream? VEIN-illa"


"What's a monster's favorite play? Romeo and GHOUL-iet"


"How do monsters know their futures? They read HORROR-scopes"


"This Halloween, live on the FRIGHT-side"


"A skeleton's favorite instrument is the trom-BONE"


"Creep it real"


"What do you call two witches living together? BROOM-mates"


"What do birds give out on Halloween night? TWEETS"


"Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no-BODY to dance with"


"Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The GHOUL scouts"


"Give them PUMPKIN to talk about"


"What do ghosts have for dessert? Ice SCREAM"


"What is a skeleton's favorite fruit? A BONE-ana"


"Why did the witches lose the baseball game? Their BATS flew away"


"How did the pumpkin fix the hole in his pants? With a PUMPKIN PATCH"


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