With winter storms rolling in, classes getting intense, and the general stress of life, we could all use some time to relax. While you're procrastinating that next paper, here are 20 tweets, from "the swedish house mafia" to "how lil kids cough," to keep in your back pocket for when you need a laugh.
1. This wish
today marks the 10 year anniversary of the time i fell off the swings at a park and some bitch ass kid said “what s… https://t.co/qD0eLzj13B— ahmad (@ahmad) 1529253169.0
We all have that one grudge that sticks with us.
2. This conspiracy theory
holy shit ikea has built such an empire without us suspecting anything they are in basically everyone's home the… https://t.co/kNo712WkMq— motti® (@motti®) 1531211142.0
I mean...I buy it.
3. This nostalgia trip
it’s so sad that’s kids will never know the simple pleasure of playing Wii Sports tennis on a Saturday afternoon in… https://t.co/FaUTfgTo0v— nataleigh (@nataleigh) 1531451003.0
Maybe a little too relatable.
4. This idiosyncrasy you might be guilty of right now
I’m just a girl Sitting in front of a computer Holding a phone Which is open to the same website as the computer I’m sitting in front of.— Allison Tolman (@Allison Tolman) 1527190650.0
It's just part of being human.
5. This exposure of our unfulfilled desire for human connection
me: [selects "send verification code as text" on a website] me three seconds later: oh boy a tex mesage— julia reinstein 🚡 (@julia reinstein 🚡) 1533673497.0
There's just something about the phrase "tex mesage."
6. This now-iconic observation
this is how lil kids cough https://t.co/sXZx4AKNO4— aliah (@aliah) 1543865038.0
Would it really hurt parents to teach their kids some manners?
7. This happy couple
im crying im so happy for them https://t.co/WNxmnQxswY— boocas (@boocas) 1522639115.0
"The Notebook" has nothing on this.
8. This friendly interaction
Me: and this is my house Friend: what’s upstairs Me: stairs don’t talk— fishy🐠 (@fishy🐠) 1536470842.0
True friendship.
9. This disappointed dog
when u do your hair for brunch and they cancel https://t.co/48hskgDdBD— Wirch Mancino-Williams (@Wirch Mancino-Williams) 1515851509.0
She looks like she's taking the divorce rather well.
10. This idea we should all agree with
RT if u agree https://t.co/swtPwI9Z7v— Flora underscore underscore Flora 🦄🦋 (@Flora underscore underscore Flora 🦄🦋) 1515780985.0
That look? Llama take a selfie!
11. This magical idea
When your body randomly creaks and pops it's because you're actually an enchanted puppet and the old hag's spells are finally wearing off— KING RAINHEAD (@KING RAINHEAD) 1510242684.0
We are all Pinocchio.
12. This recognition of civic duty
music: off earphones: out bus driver: thanked— c dawg (@c dawg) 1515527418.0
Bus drivers are heroes and if you disagree you're wrong.
13. This son who probably had many öats
i feed my son he is becoming powerful https://t.co/9PBE1oFaZu— debo (@debo) 1515895946.0
He is the chosen one.
14. This interior design choice
Our toilet seat broke and I let my boyfriend pick out the new one https://t.co/f3SLMR3yhL— Gabriella Paiella (@Gabriella Paiella) 1484418073.0
This sparks joy.
15. This introvert's nightmare
When you chew something that's very crunchy in a room full of ppl and they all turn to look at you. https://t.co/RD2DL9m3aa— sp👀ky hoe (@sp👀ky hoe) 1515690630.0
Please, just let me enjoy my chips in peace.
16. This missing link
oh evolution isn't real? explain this https://t.co/3XPfNQ1MTO— 🔪 killy boo-cean 🎃 (@🔪 killy boo-cean 🎃) 1498984760.0
Lucy has nothing on this discovery.
17. This secret operation
[sliding $5 to the zookeeper] Maybe one of those penguins ends up in my car?— David Hughes (@David Hughes) 1421171824.0
A foolproof way to buy new friends.
18. This helpful mnemonic
Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE' Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup)— Deirdre (@Deirdre) 1505354381.0
An essential to everyday life.
19. This act of revenge
wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it me: [peeing on jellyfish] this is for stinging my wife— YΛBKΛƬ (@YΛBKΛƬ) 1508899877.0
Macbeth has nothing on this.
20. And this excellent plan
HITMAN: Who's the target? ME: [slides photo across table] HITMAN: You..want me to kill Shrek? ME: Not Shrek [taps photo] his talkative horse— Joe West (@Joe West) 1455301327.0
I like that tweet. That is a nice tweet.
