So everyone has been going crazy over Netflix's new Marvel show, "Luke Cage". I decided to put the first episode to the test and see how good it actually is. Check out all the crazy reactions I had below!
1) That kid's a jerk
Shameek is an ass I am just saying. I mean, what kind of a kid disrespects an elder like that? And sexualizes a woman so much? Chill, dude, seriously.
2) A woman who supports herself and her son?!?!?! Wow!!!
I'm so impressed and happy with her character, dear god. She's amazing and I can't wait for her to show up again.
3) 'The old guy with the hammer'
Yes that is Thor, ya know the immortal god nbd
4) Don't slut shame, Luke! How dare you!
"That suit's a little small"
"So's your dress"
Okay well I had high hopes but that, my friend, is strike one.
5) The cinematography though!!
The scene when Shameek and Chico and Dante were shooting people while the singer from the club continued in the background reminded me of the scene in Avengers when Loki was beating people up at that gala and the orchestral music was still playing: so well done!
6) THAT KID IS A JERK
He killed his 'friend', Dante omg...and all he cared about was getting the money. What is wrong with him?
7) AHhhh!! What is going on??? Who are they beating up? Who is beating them up?
Oh it was a dream. More like a nightmare, I guess. Poor Luke.
8) Awwww
"You stand out in any room you're in"
Luke you smooth mf
9) OMG IT'S HER
Why did she say she was an auditor? How does she know Dante's mom? Why did she have to wear a short dress when she left? Who did she get in the car with? What is happening?
10) What up with that bright pink tie though
11) Who the hell is this guy? Why is he putting on his sunglasses like that? Why does he get cool music? Who even wears Ray Bans anymore??
12) Oh my gosh, this woman is horrible
She literally sanitized her hands after hugging child volunteers. Who does that?
13) What is going on...
"Stay Harlem. Stay black" is all this guy says before handing Luke some pamphlet. Will they even explain that? Will it come up again? What does it all mean?!
14) *gasps audibly*
Sunglasses guy is jail guy?? And his name is Shades (I wish my name was that cool)!
15) Oh god, oh god, oh god
I can't even tell if the red on Cottonmouth's shirt is Shameek's blood or the lighting in the room.
16) Shameek is dead??
I mean, I know that Mr. Stokes was beating him pretty badly, but I didn't know he actually killed him! The kid was a jerk, sure, but he was still young....
17) Ughhh ewww
That slo-mo bone breaking was nasty
18) Damn he is badass
A HOODIE. A HOODIE. THE HOOD. HE PUT HIS HOOD ON. "I GOT YOU." HOODIE OMG. SO BADASS.
19) Oh shit. It's over.
That was fast.
