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19 Signs You Are Winston Bishop

“Or we could break into a zoo, steal a bear, then we shoot the bear full of Hep C. We release the bear in the restaurant right as they’re about to order dessert.”

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19 Signs You Are Winston Bishop
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No matter who you are or if you've ever watched the show "New Girl", I feel that anyone can relate to Winston Bishop in any given situation:

1. When You Try to Convince Your Friends That You're Musically Cultured:

2. You've Got Your Priorities Straight:


3. This Is Your Response When You Get Into The Car With Your Best Friend:

4. You're Very Protective of Your Personal Belongings No Matter What It Is:

5. When You've Been Single for a Little Too Long:


6. Your Private Concerts in the Car Are Your Favorite Time of the Day:


7. When You've Had a Few Too Many Plus You're Sleep Deprived and You Start Getting Philosophical:


8. Is Sharing Really Caring?


9. When You're Friends Ask You to Proof-Read Their Research Paper:


10. This is How You Talk to Your Pets When You're Alone:


11. Sleep is Your Favorite Part of the Day:


12. You're Either Too Much With Your Pranks...


13. Or Too Little...


14. But Either Way, You Still Think You're the GOAT When it Comes to Pranks:


15. You Self-Diagnose Yourself from WebMD:


16. Your Karaoke Skills are on Point:


17. When You've Only Had One Drink:


18. Bubble Baths Are Your Favorite:


19. You try to be there as best you can for your friends and family:

If you found almost all these things to be relevant to your daily life... you're a Winston Bishop.

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