Countless beach days and summer books have me gazing out to that mysterious ocean so many of us love and wondering why it really would be better to live under the sea. Well, after some logical conclusions, I'm ready to trade in my legs.
1. Shell phones and magic conch shells
Communication just got 1000x more aesthetic.
2. Sea shell bras
3. Or better yet... no bras.
4. Constant mermaid hair
5. You could nap in the bathtub without drowning
6. No need for a summer bod because your curves actually keep you warm
This is just a simple marine mammal fact that I find heart-warming.
7. No legs = No shaving
Having scales never felt so good.
8. You'd be bffs with beluga whales
Look at the precious!
9. AND MANATEES
AKA God's most perfect creature
10. Fresh sushi's probably an everyday thing
The face of someone who knows the sushi is also free.
11. Travel is ridiculously easy
You can literally swim anywhere and you save thousands of dollars on plane tickets!
12. Showers under tropical waterfalls is nbd
13. You can explore the Titanic (and things that have yet to be discovered)
The amount of vintage items you'd find...
14. "Where'd you get that beautiful necklace?" "Oh, a sea witch once stole my voice but it's a souvenir now"
15. Everyone would be hypnotized by your voice
16. Men have to listen when you say no (because you can drown them, obvi)
17. But when you wanted them, it'd be easy.
Because you're a frickin' mermaid?? Who would say no??
18. Everyone would try and take candid photos of you
19. You get to do THIS
There would obviously always be spurts of water accentuating your flowing hair and a perfect rock that jutted out of the ocean for moments like these. Why? Because you're a mermaid.
Energetic dance performance under the spotlight.
Taylor Swift in a purple coat, captivating the crowd on stage.
Taylor Swift shines on stage in a sparkling outfit and boots.
Taylor Swift and Phoebe Bridgers sharing a joyful duet on stage.
