For any of you lovers of "The Office," you know and love the one and only Michael Scott. He was the root of your laughter in every episode, and you grew to love him to pieces. So when he finally left, you were heartbroken and cried like a baby. Here are just a few of the best Michael Scott quotes from one Michael Scott lover to another.
1. “Do you think that smoking drugs is cool? Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?”
2. “I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail.”
3. “I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up, I would definitely not go.”
4. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all, and it’s terrible.”
5. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
6. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
7. “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.”
8. “You know what they say. 'Fool me once, strike one but fool me twice… strike three.””
9. “Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car. So, sue me.”
10. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both, I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
11. “Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s baloney because grief isn’t wrong. There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.”
12. “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”
13. “I am Beyoncé — always.”
14. “I hate so much about the things you choose to be.”
15. “I. Declare. Bankruptcy!”
16. “Then suddenly, she’s not your ho no mo’!”
17. “It’s wonderful to be the center of attention.”
18. “The worst thing about prison was — was the dementors!”
19. “That’s what she said!”
