18 Ways Jess From New Girl Is All Of Us

*Sings internally

Dec 27, 2016

Texas A&M University

1. When she knew she was one hot mama:

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2. When she was patriotic:

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3. When she was overprotective of her friends:

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4. And knew they were always her first priority:

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5. When she knew the answer to all of life's problems:

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6. When she knew she was on a different level than everyone else:

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7. When she was super punny:

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8. When she knew how to be subtle:

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9. When she used grown up language:

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10. When she was a boss, unapologetic single woman:

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11. When she jammed out with her bff:

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12. Or by herself:

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13. When she wasn't afraid to express what she loves:

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14. And wasn't afraid to channel her inner nerd:

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15. When she stood up for what she believed in:

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16. When she didn't hold back her inner weird:

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17. When she was able to see the bright side in any bad situation:

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18. And when she refused to settle:

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4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but Kermit the Frog meme That's none of my business)