18 Mind Blowing Thoughts That Will Make You Question Everything

18 Mind Blowing Thoughts That Will Make You Question Everything

These are the real questions we should be asking.
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We can all admit we've had some pretty bizarre thoughts. Whether it's about ourselves, others, the world, or nothing at all, I have been there. Done that. Some people solve the world's problems all within a 10-minute shower, while others have revelations sitting in their business class. There is always time for mind blowing thoughts. Always. Here are 18 of my best thoughts that keep me up at night and also make me question everything:

1. When you say "forward and back" your lips move in the same direction

You know you just did this and everyone was watching you make a fool of yourself, but you don't care because you just realized the greatest thing of all time.

2. A "lethal dose" is also a "lifetime supply"


3. What language do deaf people think in?


4. Whoever put the "B" in "subtle" was a genius

5. The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf

It is also a game for the drinking team with a golf problem.

6. The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it is spelled incorrectly


7. If a vampire bites a zombie, does the zombie become a vampire or the vampire become a zombie?

Either way, when the apocalypse comes, I'm hiding in a cellar armed with Cheetos, tear gas, and Sex and the City on DVD.

8. If we aren't supposed to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge


9. A fine is a tax for doing bad. A tax is a fine for doing good.

And somehow, the government ends up with all of it.

10. Onion rings are vegetable donuts

11. Grey is a colour and gray is a color


12. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Asking for a friend, I swear.

13. I wonder what my dog named me




14. Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969


15. Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something

16. Nothing is on fire, but rather fire is on things

Like my mixtape... Straight fire.

17. Your age is just the number of laps you've circled around a hot ball of fire

18. Every single choice you have ever made in your life has brought you to this exact moment, reading this exact sentence. You're welcome.

And, I thank you so so so much for reading my Article. *insert grateful smiley face*

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9 Reasons You're Still In Love With Tim Riggins In 2019

Clear eyes. Full hearts.
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If you're a Friday Night Lights fan, you know very well who Tim Riggins is. And if you've never seen the show, he's basically just the bad boy football star and sensitive hottie of your dreams, all wrapped into one heart-throbbing package. If you haven't already fallen under the Tim Riggins spell, you're about to...


1. He's the star running back of the Dillon Panthers.

Basically every girl who has walked this earth has fantasized about having that cliche football relationship. No shame. #33 on the field, #1 in my heart.

2. He's actually really sensitive.

Tim Riggins may seem hard and dysfunctional on the outside, but he's really just a big softie. He's no JD McCoy, who grew up lavishly and extremely fortunate; Tim had a rough upbringing. He and his brother, Billy, had to work hard all by themselves just to stay above water, which is most likely what keeps him so grounded and humbled.

3. He loves kids.

Tim didn't even think twice about taking his neighbor under his wing when he moved in next door. And for some reason, there's just somethin' about cute boys holding babies that makes us girls swoon.

4. He's genuine and honest.

Sure, maybe he took advantage of his football-star status and slept with most of the rally girls, but once he fell in love with Lyla we saw his compassionate side. (You probably envied Lyla and maybe even hated her for a while because of it...I know I did.)

5. He knows how to have a good time.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

6. He's a family man.

Tim took the blame for his brother's crime and went to prison for it...if that's not loyalty then I don't know what is.

7. He's affectionate.

If you either hate Lyla or you want to be Lyla or a combination of the both, you are not alone.

8. He's protective.

Probably the only time you've ever wanted to be in a tornado was when you watched the episode where he shielded Julie from flying debris.

9. He's beautiful.

You're welcome for blessing you with this GIF.

May you all find your own Tim Riggins. Amen.

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Poetry On The Odyssey: It's a Girl

An ode to the little girl raised to be insecure.

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They raise little girls to be insecure

Little girls grow to be big girls

People always ask big girls why they're so insecure

Big girls aren't quite sure

Day after day the big girl can't keep up

She's exhausted

Her soul feels worn

The big girl learns to grow hard

In a way, she's a bit stronger

People call her a bitch

Bitch

What is that?

How can she let that affect her

It's simply the only way to be her

She mourns that little girl

Hoping that one day

She'll be strong


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