1. #pumpkinspicelatte
While they post a selfie in Starbucks, holding the cup.
2. #sweaterweather
While they wear a sweater before it’s even cold enough to wear them.
3. #prettyleaves
While they post a picture with the maximum saturation and filter on it of the trees.
4. #fallcandles
After they go to the store and spend approximately a million dollars on every candle that smells like something fall.
5. #pumpkins
While they post a picture in a pumpkin patch that they spent hours looking for.
6. #ilovefootball
While they post a selfie in a jersey and pretend they know what is going on in the game.
7. #fallcookies
Because you can only make cookies and post about them in the fall.
8. #uggseason
If you wear Uggs, you have to post a picture of them. If you didn’t post the picture, what was the point of even wearing them?
9. #flannel
When girls actually have an excuse to dress like a homeless person.
10. #thankful
Let’s be honest, too many people post this hashtag on Thanksgiving.
11. #bonfire
It’s the perfect place to wear your Ugg boots and flannels while taking selfies.
12. #fallhair
Because you can only have dark hair when it is fall.
13. #northface
Every white girl posts a picture to show off how warm the new jacket she got is.
14. #hauntedhouse
Even though they probably didn’t make it through it without crying.
15. #catcostume
The costume most white girls wear on Halloween while getting judged for it by everyone.
16. #friendsgiving
Because you didn’t have dinner with your friends unless you named it.
17. #blackfriday
When you stay out all night killing everyone to get sales that aren’t even that great.
18. #scarf
If you wear a scarf, you have to take a selfie with it to let everyone know.
