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16 Questions No College Student Ever Wants To Hear

If you know what's good for you, you won't ask these questions.

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16 Questions No College Student Ever Wants To Hear
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1. So what exactly do you want to do after college with that degree?

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2. You've been watching Netflix for how many hours?

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3. Did you do your laundry this week yet?

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4. You're eating ANOTHER Easy Mac?

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5. Are those socks with Birkenstocks?

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6. How many hours of sleep do you even get?

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7. Did you see that clown on campus?

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8. Oh, isn't that the guy you used to be with seated at the table right next to us with a clear line of vision at you?

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9. Can you cover my shift?

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10. Didn't we match on Tinder?

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11. Did you really show up to class in pajamas again?

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12. Isn't that really tough to find a job in these days?

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13. Didn't you have an 8 a.m. today?

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14. When do you want to meet up to work on the group project?

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15. Are you ready for this mid-term?

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16. How are you?

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