The semester has officially begun, which means hell as started! I compiled a bunch of gifs that describe my first week perfectly.
1. "Before we go over the syllabus, here is the quiz for the assigned reading."
ASSIGNED READING?????? QUIZ??????
2. The exact representation of what happened when my friend texted me about class.
3. There's always that one person who asks questions about the syllabus before it's even gone over. *insert eye roll here*
4. This is what I looked like walking into my first ever 8am. I've never taken a class before 12pm. Imagine my excitement.
5. Halfway through the day got me like (if y'all actually thought I didn't randomly take a nap on campus between classes then you are sadly mistaken)
6. My thoughts when I chose going out instead of the 84097382 hours of homework I had that night.
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7. Every time someone asked me how my first week back was going.
9. Does this even need an explanation??
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10. "Summarize chapters 1-4 by Monday morning. They must be 3-4 pages for each chapter"
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11. "You should already know how to do this so we are skipping it"
12. "I'm assigning seats."
THIS IS COLLEGE RIGHT??? AM I IN THE RIGHT PLACE??????
13. "You look sick." #collegelife #assistantmanagerlife #notimeforsleep
14. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15. This actually happened in my science class. For the sake of wanting to be a teacher one day, I refrained from beating the shit out the kid.
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16. "Allison Hopper?"
"It's Hooper. H-O-O-P-E-R"
"Okay we'll work on that one"