It's already an established fact that Beyoncè is flawless. Her concerts are almost as flawless as she is, and here are several of the thoughts that might cross your mind if you're ever able to see Queen Bey live.
1. Is this real life?
The entire experience of seeing Queen Bey in person is incredibly surreal. Reality is suspended, and time stops.
2. Why am I crying?
I am but a mere mortal, emotionally overwhelmed by the presence of an actual goddess.
3. How is she singing and dancing at the same time?
Does she ever get winded? How does she sound so good? It's kind of suspicious how she never sounds tired, even when she's running and dancing around the stage all night.
4. Why does her hair always look fantastic?
Anyone else's hair would be a tangled mess, but not hers. Work those wind machines, Bey.
5. Is Jay-Z going to come out?
The only thing better than Beyoncè is Beyoncè AND Jay.
6. How is it possible to make the live version of a song sound better than on the album?
Honestly, it's a little mystifying. She almost sounds better live.
7. I hope she sings "Countdown".
Waiting for your favorite song to be performed is a painful process, but worth it.
8. Seriously, though, how is she not out of breath?
Do we actually have proof that she's an actual human who needs to intake oxygen?
9. Blue Ivy is the luckiest baby in the entire universe.
Hey, Beyoncè, adopt me, please.10. I can totally hit that note, too.
...and quickly realizing that scream-crying-singing and hitting high notes are not the same thing.11. I'm breathing the same air as Beyoncè.
There has to be some sort of health benefit to breathing the same air as Mrs. Carter, right?
12. My life is peaking RIGHT NOW.
This is it. This is as good as it's going to get.
13. I'm still crying.
How am I not dehydrated?
14. I don't want this concert to be over.
Why can't she sing 700 more songs? I'll clear my schedule.
15. I can do anything.
There's something about hearing Beyoncè tell you you're beautiful, capable and worthy that makes you believe it unconditionally. You'll truly know that you slay, okay?
