News flash: winter is here. But the cold weather is never enough for my fellow sufferers of chronic warmth. You’re walking to class, getting in your car to go to work, getting ready, or doing something else that requires little to no physical activity on your part. Out of nowhere, you become a walking sauna because all you do is sweat.

If you can relate to anything I just said, you’re the same as me. You get hot all the time, no matter what. Here are a few things you can relate to if you’re always hot.

1. Getting out of the shower and immediately sweating.

WAIT, I DIDN’T PUT DEODORANT ON YET.

2. As much as you love that coat, you’ll never get it because you’ll just be a sweaty mess with it on.

3. It’s negative 2 degrees outside but you’re still sweaty spaghetti.

4. Having deodorant with you at all times is a must.

5. Hot weather makes you want to die.

6. Getting nervous is also not fun.

7. Having roommates who like it warm is tough.

8. Pajamas just aren’t an option for you.

No, I don’t want flannel pajama pants. What’s wrong with you?

9. That sweat-stache.

10. Say goodbye to light colors

NO LIGHT GRAY FOR YOU.

11. When your feet sweat in the summer and your flip flops are a Slip ‘N Slide.

12. Getting cold sweats.

13. No shaking hands with people because your palms are gross.

“Sorry sir, I can’t shake your hand. I’m a sweaty monster.”

14. Wearing scarves is just awful.

WHY IS MY NECK SWEATING?

15. Who knew that part of my body could sweat?

Make it stop. Someone invent something.

16. Having butt or leg sweat and being all worried about leaving marks on the chair.