15 Things 'New Girl' Fans Know To Be True
Start writing a post
Entertainment

15 Things 'New Girl' Fans Know To Be True

New Girl has a lot of hilarious moments that every fan knows well.

2703
15 Things 'New Girl' Fans Know To Be True
FanPop

"New Girl" has brought us many memorable moments so far in its 6 year run. Asking a fan to pick a favorite flatmate is like having to choose between their best friends. Here are a list of things that every "New Girl" fan knows to be true.

15. Sometimes Schmidt Happens



[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F21%2F6362057068787844402141157770_SchmidtHappens.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=141&h=48d26e1e26830af5063dd0af586deae6b312fee16848046a74a94f34bea2fdeb&size=980x&c=3593817234 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F21%252F6362057068787844402141157770_SchmidtHappens.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D141%26h%3D48d26e1e26830af5063dd0af586deae6b312fee16848046a74a94f34bea2fdeb%26size%3D980x%26c%3D3593817234%22%7D" expand=1]

Don't mess with Schmidt, y'all. Even with a dorky cat hat on his head, he will smack you.

14. No Boobs Want to go to Boob Jail

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F21%2F636205709947090051-865825086_snyvih468u0y.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=667&h=6e3ff4c81a9211b30ca5b76da0d4e8ff0c9f65668cba87c3240ac74e85a9c951&size=980x&c=1147493967 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F21%252F636205709947090051-865825086_snyvih468u0y.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D667%26h%3D6e3ff4c81a9211b30ca5b76da0d4e8ff0c9f65668cba87c3240ac74e85a9c951%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1147493967%22%7D" expand=1]

Bras are the worst and Jess is just telling it like it is.

13. The Panic Moonwalk Will Always Get You Out of Awkward Situations

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F21%2F6362057121754091261884164020_tumblr_mkgfmzXtdf1rvq3r3o1_500.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=652&h=02d2b3a9616aad5d4d07b45700cb258d4ef8cba42647c327a43b1a2e81f610b5&size=980x&c=2253072257 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F21%252F6362057121754091261884164020_tumblr_mkgfmzXtdf1rvq3r3o1_500.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D652%26h%3D02d2b3a9616aad5d4d07b45700cb258d4ef8cba42647c327a43b1a2e81f610b5%26size%3D980x%26c%3D2253072257%22%7D" expand=1]

Ever need to escape an awkward moment? Nick Miller taught us the panic moonwalk for just such occasions!

12. Youths are Everywhere!

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F21%2F636205714123622008-2135131027_tumblr_m7lpyp1l6x1rofp36o1_250.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=444&h=f231b3b750abeea9a5d4c3da7be0b92ebf0bb8ab1d73b3eb822bbb79e36f5e03&size=980x&c=833777792 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F21%252F636205714123622008-2135131027_tumblr_m7lpyp1l6x1rofp36o1_250.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D444%26h%3Df231b3b750abeea9a5d4c3da7be0b92ebf0bb8ab1d73b3eb822bbb79e36f5e03%26size%3D980x%26c%3D833777792%22%7D" expand=1]

The older we get, the more out of touch we get with youth culture. It's a sad fact of life.

11. You'll Never Look at Quick Hardening Caulk the Same Way Ever Again

NEVER go to a hardware store with someone to whom you are attracted. It will end horribly.

10. You Know Who Prank Sinatra Is

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F21%2F636205717933302857-1042045185_tumblr_mbseb1FiRr1rsj99vo1_500.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=424&h=b2c8ea1464e14f3c17022470a6e95901e02169767e31dc4ba5d9c1704e807868&size=980x&c=2561986304 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F21%252F636205717933302857-1042045185_tumblr_mbseb1FiRr1rsj99vo1_500.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D424%26h%3Db2c8ea1464e14f3c17022470a6e95901e02169767e31dc4ba5d9c1704e807868%26size%3D980x%26c%3D2561986304%22%7D" expand=1]

Oh, Winston, and your overly convoluted, sometimes scary pranks. We love Prank Sinatra.

9. Flip Phones are for Time Travelers

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F21%2F636205720026976942128850116_Flip%2520Phones.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=117&h=ba2cb84e5b5198cb16576fc202baf6339eda14842424e44a115ab7ce5522b14c&size=980x&c=61483478 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F21%252F636205720026976942128850116_Flip%252520Phones.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D117%26h%3Dba2cb84e5b5198cb16576fc202baf6339eda14842424e44a115ab7ce5522b14c%26size%3D980x%26c%3D61483478%22%7D" expand=1]

Oh flip phones, a sign of times gone by (Mostly I just love this one because I actually still own a flip phone. Yes, I know it's 2017).

8. You Can't Hear the Name "Jess" without Humming the Theme Song

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F21%2F636205721807438747831449084_tumblr_m7nkioah8l1rteogzo1_400.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=928&h=2686c42a5a4d71a4ef34ff5dad2b1832b1483c0197408221c0ca9a29a1863351&size=980x&c=4092809026 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F21%252F636205721807438747831449084_tumblr_m7nkioah8l1rteogzo1_400.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D928%26h%3D2686c42a5a4d71a4ef34ff5dad2b1832b1483c0197408221c0ca9a29a1863351%26size%3D980x%26c%3D4092809026%22%7D" expand=1]

Who's that girl? It's Jess! I really miss this theme song a lot, even though I understand they wanted to include CeCe and the guys' popularity has skyrocketed.

7. You Know How to Do Parkour

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F21%2F636205729804685689-1470541271_schmidt-parkour.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=443&h=f4721f5598316e3c82f0200a9b9aa81f664f9e867cea864dc49678d1d2eb725f&size=980x&c=4080632746 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F21%252F636205729804685689-1470541271_schmidt-parkour.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D443%26h%3Df4721f5598316e3c82f0200a9b9aa81f664f9e867cea864dc49678d1d2eb725f%26size%3D980x%26c%3D4080632746%22%7D" expand=1]

It's just too much fun running around yelling "PARKOUR!"

6. You Know What a Homeless Pencil Looks Like


[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F21%2F636205725467130952-137254593_tumblr_ml0r8f0nur1rno586o3_250.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=764&h=9fb36cc3f72234fd5b790378d7780d682bfe795edf50e8cd14a961780adc2c14&size=980x&c=1707934192 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F21%252F636205725467130952-137254593_tumblr_ml0r8f0nur1rno586o3_250.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D764%26h%3D9fb36cc3f72234fd5b790378d7780d682bfe795edf50e8cd14a961780adc2c14%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1707934192%22%7D" expand=1]

You may have never thought about it before, but you don't disagree.

5. There's Only One Correct Way to Say "All Day!"

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F21%2F636205732270125898-617791654_AllDay.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=344&h=8509735362ca0438376e19a97627aa734b1387cc7eda120448fa44c50f3b087c&size=980x&c=1268287053 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F21%252F636205732270125898-617791654_AllDay.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D344%26h%3D8509735362ca0438376e19a97627aa734b1387cc7eda120448fa44c50f3b087c%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1268287053%22%7D" expand=1]

Basically we "New Girl" fans only hear certain phrases in Schmidt's voice now.

4. Winston's Shoes are as Brown as Money

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F21%2F636205727420000063676699665_lDi5U4O.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=338&h=9f0a280db0d225ce0b425052296b909f027607af06a90a1f8a4f07b708644a85&size=980x&c=529112527 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F21%252F636205727420000063676699665_lDi5U4O.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D338%26h%3D9f0a280db0d225ce0b425052296b909f027607af06a90a1f8a4f07b708644a85%26size%3D980x%26c%3D529112527%22%7D" expand=1]

One of the funniest moments of the show. If anyone tries to convince you that Kermit, money, and Winston's shoes are green, just show them this scene.

3. A Douchebag Jar is a Genius Idea

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F23%2F636207381033643095-831455016_new-girl-gifnew-girl-quotesdouche.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=523&h=4535b86867b3dcf53cd730f273e7bc2f760625739426cc1eaffcf395965a2b32&size=980x&c=103395270 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F23%252F636207381033643095-831455016_new-girl-gifnew-girl-quotesdouche.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D523%26h%3D4535b86867b3dcf53cd730f273e7bc2f760625739426cc1eaffcf395965a2b32%26size%3D980x%26c%3D103395270%22%7D" expand=1]

We all have that one person, right...?

2. Wearing Trench Coats Gives You Confidence

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F23%2F636207381016611847459752717_giphy.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=276&h=a9b1310d1a707310e74d76e5d323ab0c63e7f2b4daeab03afc86a5a54b171795&size=980x&c=1403700279 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F23%252F636207381016611847459752717_giphy.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D276%26h%3Da9b1310d1a707310e74d76e5d323ab0c63e7f2b4daeab03afc86a5a54b171795%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1403700279%22%7D" expand=1]

Especially if it's a ladies' trench coat.

1. We Don't Wash Towels, Towels Wash Us!

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F23%2F636207381019597059804810816_giphy.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=617&h=dccc05a64e50bbf0563bda877357ee5b44f699297fdf96721ea830eee4043552&size=980x&c=2098796137 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F23%252F636207381019597059804810816_giphy.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D617%26h%3Ddccc05a64e50bbf0563bda877357ee5b44f699297fdf96721ea830eee4043552%26size%3D980x%26c%3D2098796137%22%7D" expand=1]

No one likes a damp towel before a shower, but it's even worse when you find out you've been sharing your towel with a roommate who never washes it.

What "New Girl" truths do you now know?

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

21 EDM Songs for a Non-EDM Listener

Ever wanted to check out EDM music, but didn't know where to start? Look no further! Start here.

546
21 EDM Songs for a Non-EDM Listener
www.wallpapersafari.com

If you have been following me for a long time, then you know I write about two main things: relateable articles and communication media based articles. Now, it is time for me to combine the two. For those of you that don't know, I am a radio DJ at IUP, and I DJ for a show called BPM (Beats Per Minute). It is an EDM, or electronic dance music, based show and I absolutely love it.

Keep Reading...Show less
A man with a white beard and mustache wearing a hat

As any other person on this planet, it sometimes can be hard to find the good in things. However, as I have always tried my hardest to find happiness in any and every moment and just generally always try to find the best in every situation, I have realized that your own happiness is much more important than people often think. Finding the good in any situation can help you to find happiness in some of the simplest and unexpected places.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

6 Things Owning A Cat Has Taught Me

This one's for you, Spock.

7162
6 Things Owning A Cat Has Taught Me
Liz Abere

Owning a pet can get difficult and expensive. Sometimes, their vet bills cost hundreds of dollars just for one visit. On top of that, pets also need food, a wee wee pad for a dog, a litter box with litter for a cat, toys, and treats. Besides having to spend hundreds of dollars on them, they provide a great companion and are almost always there when you need to talk to someone. For the past six years, I have been the proud owner of my purebred Bengal cat named Spock. Although he's only seven years and four months old, he's taught me so much. Here's a few of the things that he has taught me.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

Kinder Self - Eyes

You're Your Own Best Friend

8494
Kinder Self - Eyes
Pexels

It's fun to see all of the selfies on social media, they are everywhere. I see pictures with pouty lips, duck lips and pucker lips. I see smokey eyes, huge fake lashes and nicely done nose jobs, boob jobs and butt lifts. Women working out in spandex, tiny tops and flip flops. I see tight abs and firm butts, manicured nails and toes, up dos and flowing hair. "Wow", I think to myself," I could apply tons of make-up, spend an hour on my hair, pose all day and not look like that. Maybe I need a longer stick!"

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

Rap Songs With A Deeper Meaning

Rap is more than the F-bomb and a beat. Read what artists like Fetty, Schoolboy Q, Drake, and 2Pac can teach you.

26142
Rap artist delivers performance on stage
Photo by Chase Fade on Unsplash

On the surface, rap songs may carry a surface perception of negativity. However, exploring their lyrics reveals profound hidden depth.Despite occasional profanity, it's crucial to look beyond it. Rap transcends mere wordplay; these 25 song lyrics impart valuable life lessons, offering insights that extend beyond the conventional perception of rap music.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments