15 Things Every Hipster Owns

This is not a hipster-shaming article.

If you own these things, you're probably a hipster. Own it.

1. Some vintage glasses.

Secondhand? No, stylish.

2. Button-ups.

Like, a lot of them. Especially if they're flannel.

3. A beard.

On your face.

4. What I like to call "hipster boots."

They're nice.

5. Tattoos.

On your body.

6. Craft coffee.

You won't catch them drinking Folgers very often.

7. Craft beer.

Better get your Natty Light away from them. They know the good stuff.

8. A denim jacket.

With pins.

9. Beard oil.

And, also, probably some kind of conditioner to maintain their beautiful man bun.

10. Vinyl Records.

Classic, timeless, beautiful...hipsters are the coolest for brining these back in style.

11. A wool cardigan.

For that cozy grandpa vibe.

12. Band t-shirts.

For the more punk-rock style of hipster. Probably with a flannel over it.

13. An old camera.

Bringing shooting on film back in style. Gorgeous.

14. Pomade.

To maintain that uppercut hairstyle.

15. Local art.

Maybe this isn't true for everybody, but in my town, you support the local artists, who are also probably very hipster-esque.