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15 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Great

Jokes don't have to be good to be funny.

Alexis Anderson
Nov 28, 2016
University of Richmond
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15 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Great
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Good jokes are hard to find. Fortunately, jokes don't have to be good to be funny. In fact, the mere stupidity of most jokes is what makes them so amusing. Here are just a few of the worst jokes that make the best jokes I know.

1. I know a good knock-knock joke, you start

You: Knock-knock

Me: Who's there?

You: *confused*

2. Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo'drizzle

3. Why are giraffes always late?

They get stuck in giraffic

4. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The P is silent

5. Knock-knock?

You: Who's there?

Me: Europe

You: Europe who?

Me: No, you're a poo!

6. Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud

7. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef

8. If you're an American out of the bathroom, what are you in the bathroom?

European

9. What did the buffalo say to his child?

Bi-son

10. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick

11. Why did the bear dissolve in water?

He was polar

12. Why didn't the astronaut land on the moon?

Because it was full

13. If fruit comes from a fruit tree where does chicken come from?

Poul-tree

14. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the dumb guy's house

(Followed by...)

15. Knock knock?

You: Who's there?

Me: The chicken


So maybe some of these jokes aren't your style. Maybe they aren't your friends' style either. But I can at least guarantee you'll enjoy laughing at the stupidity of each of them, and the fact that dads generally have the worst sense of humor. If you can't laugh with them, you can at least laugh at them. I’m sure they won’t mind, they certainly won’t notice the difference.

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