With Turkey Day and other holidays coming up, family dinners are inevitable. Amid all the fun and festivities, these feasts hold a unique set of challenges for those who are particular about what they eat. So today, I tip my hat to everyone whose relationship with food is, well, complicated.
1. The Stare of Judgment
What do you mean you don't like guacamole?
2. "Are you on a diet?"
Thanks, but this is just how I eat.
3. Fear of the unknown
Personally, I peek inside every sandwich or burger. Just in case, you know.
4. Taking too long in the buffet line
Maybe I should just go last...
5. I'm a....
Vegan? Vegetarian? Paleo? Or maybe I'm just me?
6. "That's not real food."
Well, I'm eating it, so close enough.
7. Indecision
Waiters love picky eaters.
8. The non-believers
You really do want to eat that, don't you?
9. Dissection is normal
It takes a full on operation to determine the safeness of any given item.
10. Gag reflux
Sometimes it just doesn't go down.
11. Getting distracted from conversations by food
Eating requires some serious focus.
12. Googling unfamiliar food names
If it sounds French, could be anything. Gotta look that up.
13. Ordering the same thing every time
Better safe than sorry, right?
14. Keeping everything separated
Gotta keep everything in its place.
15. Apologizing too much
Except you don't need to be sorry for taking control of your food life.






















