You’re only as young as you feel! But this old phrase can go both ways. Here are 13 signs that you are actually an old person trapped in a young body.
1. You don't stay up past 10 p.m.
No one may be telling you to go bed, but your brain and body are shutting down and you can’t ignore that.
2. You judge going out based on how much walking it will require.
Is it going to have minimal walking or will you be on your feet the entire time, these things do matter. Also will there be chairs?
3. You need to pee every five minutes.
You can’t help it, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
4. You are overly aggressive at Bingo.
You were one away from a Bingo, sometimes you need to tackle somebody.
5. You are very attached to your drama shows and have to see them when they come out.
You know you have it on DVR, but you have to see it live, when your stories are on, they are on.
6. You forget things all the time.
Anything from walking into a room and forgetting why to forgetting that you left your trunk open while you are driving down the highway.
7. For girls: You literally have your entire house in your purse.
Everything you need from butterscotch candy to a back up outfit to your blender, old people are usually always prepared.
8. Having to get up is painful.
It may be physically painful or mentally painful, if it hurts you a little bit to leave your bed, then you may be old.
9. On the daily, you make remarks to things in the past.
“I remember back in my day…” You are always reminiscing, looking back on fond memories and you enjoy sharing them.
11. You tell a story to someone approximately a thousand times.
It is such a good story that you need to tell it 30 times, then when you finish and they said they heard it before so you just shrug and tell it again.
12. You are very parental when it comes to your friends.
Did you remember your coat? It is chilly outside! Are you hungry? I can make you some food. If you need a ride just call me, then I'm there for you.
13. You are not the best driver.
You may drive a little too slow or a little too fast. But let’s hope you’re not like Miss. Daisy.
14. You hate it when people touch your stuff.
Whether someone’s feet are on your lawn or someone has your phone, you don’t like it.
15. You don't care what anyone else thinks.
And to top it all off, you don’t give a damn what anyone thinks about you. You just do what you want and that’s the best part.
