College...it’s all about being productive, studying, working hard, learning, having fun, and partying occasionally, right? It’s either a new year, a new semester, or a new day when we wake up and we say "I am going to be so productive today and get this, and this, and this done." But, when it comes down the truth is we get lazy, procrastinate, and most importantly make excuses for not getting certain tasks done.

WARNING: BEFORE YOU READ THIS LIST BE PREPARED BECAUSE I AM PRETTY SURE YOU HAVE SAID ONE OF THESE TODAY OR RIGHT AT THIS VERY SECOND!

1. My room is a mess so I’m finally going to clean it, yet again, my mom isn’t coming to visit anytime soon and I am just so busy today so I’m just gonna wait until tomorrow...yeah right.

2. I’m going to study two weeks in advance for this midterm and final, but I am just going to forget everything and more than likely have a mental breakdown so I might as well just start like the day before or I could always just wing it.

3. I’m not going to stay up past 12 a.m., but who are you kidding, it's college. We procrastinate and don’t start our homework until 10 that night.

4. I am going to actually start to eat healthy today, or maybe tomorrow. Those pizza and french fries look so good.

5. I’m finally going to go to the gym today. Oh, no I can’t go I have a paper due tomorrow and my friends asked me to go hang out with them.

6. I am going to get up super early, shower, and look really nice today. Then you get up, you're exhausted, go back to sleep and end up wearing sweats or leggings again...MY LIFE!

7. I can’t go out this weekend I have so many assignments and tests next week, until your friends drag you out to a party with them. I mean, how can I resist?

8. The food in the cafeteria was gross today. It's very true but also just another excuse to go to WAWA.

9. I’m never going to be late to class. We all know this is not happening, especially since we all end up hitting snooze a "bagillion" times and then we are like OH NO IT’S FIVE MINUTES UNTIL CLASS...story of my life!

10. I’m going to go to the library to write that paper and finish the rest of my homework, but first I’m going to go take a nap and watch some Netflix.

11. I've got to do my laundry today. Yet again, I think I have enough clothes until tomorrow.

12. I’m not going to wear the same clothes twice in one week, LIKE EWWW! But then you procrastinate on doing laundry.

13. I can’t miss class my parents are going to kill me. Until you get up and don’t feel like going...I mean my parents aren’t here to know if I miss one class anyway.

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15. I need to get up. I have homework to do but I also need sleep so I’m just going to go back to bed.

15. I have to go to that meeting, it’s mandatory! But then your friends convince you to hang with them instead so you lie and say you forgot.