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15 Creative Phrases To Say While Driving Instead Of Swearing

Even The Batman doesn't swear while in the Bat Mobile.

Julia Jones
Aug 21, 2016
Winona State University
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15 Creative Phrases To Say While Driving Instead Of Swearing
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We all have our moment when we are out driving our cars and someone cuts us off, stops short or is driving like a crazy person.

A few weeks ago I was in a vehicle with someone who will be called "The Batman" in this article. While in the vehicle, The Batman had a mouthful of insults that didn't include swear words. It was fantastic. She was able to calmly get her anger out about those around her and continue driving without using language that would harm the ears of small children. As we drove, I decided to write down what was said. Below you will find 15 exclamations that will allow you to express yourself but in a fashion that is similar to The Batman.

1. Don't make me get the slipper


2. I know a lot of things that will shock your mother


3. Oh my gosh! I need to get over you pansy!


4. Oh ... Mr. Hyundai ... Good I got this (Said in the deepest The Batman voice you could ever imagine)


5. If you get any closer you are going to have to buy me dinner


6. I'm getting over! WEEEEEE!


7. *Growl* *Deep Sigh*


8. You Jack-in-the-box


9. His head is going to get popped off. Just think about it. You get to close to a truck *Pop* like a dandelion top.


10. Jambalaya, come on! We are so close!


11. There better be an accident, I swear to God. If not, doors are getting ripped off of vehicles.


12. You dirty, dirty boy


13. Enjoy your roller skate. Hope your little wheels don't fall off!


14. Asterhole Jackknobber


15. I will punch you in the liver until you pee blood

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